Today, my fiancé spent three hours arguing with his mom about how Scientology is a cult followed by simple-minded asshats; she shouted at him saying Xenu will come and fuck his shit up for not believing. This woman is going to be my children's grandmother. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Freedom
Today, I’m devastated that I had to completely sever all ties with my mother. She’s a hyper religious zealot who’s gone as far as to threaten to kidnap my children in order to get them baptized after I refused to raise them in her archaic, abusive, oppressive cult-like “church”. FML
Spiritual leader
Today, my girlfriend was excited because her uncle was coming for a visit. She started telling me stories about him, and the more she talked, the worse it got. I’m fairly certain uncle is a cult leader, and that my girlfriend was born into and brainwashed by a cult that got shut down by the police. FML
Today, I met my future mother-in-law. All went well; she complimented my dress, and I complimented her haircut. Then she and her son had a screaming match over how our children will be fat because of their mother. FML
Menace 2 society
Today, my future mother-in-law started shit-talking me on Facebook, and we got into a heated argument. She called me later in the day, saying I'll be lucky if I ever marry her son and that, "You'll suffer to your last breath." I'm now terrified to set foot outside. FML
Darth Bore
Today, I took my Catholic girlfriend home to meet my family for the first time. My brother thought it would be civil to spend over an hour insulting her religion and explaining in detail the many ways in which "the Force" is superior. FML
Godless
Today, while having dinner with my girlfriend's very religious parents, her mother called me a heathen and said she'd convert me one day. She wasn't kidding. FML
From the heart
Today, after agreeing to marry my boyfriend, he started spouting crap about converting to his religion, and how I’d need to take lessons from his mother on how to be a proper wife to him at all times, like, EXCUSE ME, WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU’RE TALKING TO? DUMPED. See ya later, douchebag. FML
But mah grandbabiiiiiiiiez
Today, my mother found out that my fiancée broke up with her last boyfriend because she didn't want kids and he did. She's now demanding that I either change her mind, or call things off with her. FML
Today, I got into a fight with my mom because she believes that my fiancé is "irresponsible" and "immature". I stormed out and drove back home. There, I walked in on my fiancé and his friends. They were in a heated and almost violent argument over which CSI is the best. The wedding's next month. FML
Going too fast
Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to get married and have kids soon. She had a fit. Apparently it's creepy and freakish for a man to want a family, and it means I'm secretly a crazy religious fundamentalist. Huh? FML
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sovetskiy 8
People that believe in that are literally retarded. It's a scam. Apparently they keep people locked up in camps, Scientologists..
oj101 33
Today's religion is tomorrow's mythology.
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sovetskiy 8
People that believe in that are literally retarded. It's a scam. Apparently they keep people locked up in camps, Scientologists..
oj101 33
Today's religion is tomorrow's mythology.
RaggleFrock 13
It's unfair to call people retarded because of their religion. They are unfortunate brainwashed numpties.
whiteboy896 9
People who say the word asshat are literally retarted.
Shadow_Phantom 26
I don't get why people follow it either. The leaders have even admitted to it being fake. ._.
sovetskiy 8
15, I agree. Retarded wasn't to best word to use. I suppose that in my haste to claim the first comment, I put out a poorly phrased comment. Just kidding. But really, I feel sorry for OP's soon-to-be mother in law. She has been brainwashed and the Scientologists will trick her and take advantage of her, and essentially rob her. She needs to get out of there. Scientology is nothing but trouble.
auzz1_pride 9
Let them be retards then, I believe everyone is entitled to their own opinion.
metaphoristic 8
Well then I suppose we're also entitled to the opinion that scientologists are retards? ^^
jezane 9
Fun fact: The scientology South Park episode made the scientology religion to hire privet investigators to find dirt on the creators of South Park, only to find out they were pretty normal guys.
mystical_child 6
I don't know If it was just me.. But did anyone else think of Mulan when " Xenu" was mentioned? XD. ( I wouldn't know how to spell his name though.)
MalloryKnox 8
46-grrreat episode! I immediately thought of South Park when I read this.. Tom Cruise come out of the closet right now!
the17doctor 12
it's no more real than any other religion.
BellaBelle_fml 23
19- Where did somebody use the term 'asshat' in this thread? Oh wait, it was just you! Following your own logic, you are the literal retard here.
nictransitglory 4
I thought the word "retard" was used perfectly in 1's comment. I realize other religions can seem just as bogus, but Scientology seems like something out of a science fiction book. Oh wait, it is!!! By the way, I am collecting donations for my Narnian religion where Aslon will come save us when the ice queen reappears. Sounds legit right?
bingbongbingbong 11
Your 100% Correct all religion is bull scientology is as believable as flying elephants
WritingWrongs 8
Good lord. Some athiests I just can't stand, especially the ones that push their propaganda on everyone. If someone can find faith in something, then why would you want to interfere with that? It's not hurting you when someone believes in something. Let people be.
letmehavemytea 21
But it does hurt people when people take their religion to far and start trying to force their beliefs and try to demean people's rights in the name of their religion. So that being said everyone should just shut up and remember that people have the right to believe whatever shit they want as kind as they're not going around shoving their shit down other people's throats like its some magic chocolate dick
eggmarie 25
Are we just going to ignore that 19 said "retarted"
AndyAutopsy 11
70- I totally agree. I'm Atheist myself, but my best friend is Christian. Sure, I don't agree with her beliefs, but I'm not about to try to push my beliefs on her. I can't stand people who do that. Everyone has the right to believe whatever they want, and no one has the right to take that from them.
sens3sfailing 25
I am an atheist and my girlfriend is a creationist. We have have debated over our beliefs but they were always clean and there was no name calling and after we still kiss and smile and are happy to be with each other. But to the guy hating atheists who shove things down people's throats, I agree about people not shoving beliefs down people's throats but its hypocritical to act like atheists are the only ones who do it. You only think atheists are bad because the ones who let you know are atheists out of the blue are the ones who shove it in other people's face. I do not share my being an atheist in random conversation that has no relevance to the topic. And besides, it's not like 4 wars have been fought over religion, oh wait...
tinyj96 3
#19 I don't think Handsome Jack is retarded. He's an asshat, the people of Sanctuary are asshats, you're an asshat and a bonerfart. I need to stop playing Borderlands 2....
bestnameright 14
What about Jewdiasm:0
MrForgetable 0
Judaism...
vonmatterhorn 3
Best comment so far
WeAreAHurricane 14
Look on the brightside, at least her son came out alright :)
WritingWrongs 8
-91 yeah? How many non-religious organizations raise money the poor, or run soup kitchens, or educate children in third world countries, all for nothing? A lot. But a hell of a lot more are based off religious charity (not just the christians/catholics). And dont mistake my arguments, I am completely unobjective when it comes to religion (agnosticism), I also recognize that religious people (not counting muslims or jehovah's witnesses) can push too far, but at least they promote peace of mind, and not nothingness.
LexieWins 0
You guys better never have kids.
Llama_Face89 34
Hey now! Scientologists aren't retarded! Bat shit insane, most definitely. But not retarded. Ok maybe a little of both.
onlychildFTW 34
Everyone is allowed to have their own religion beliefs. Wether it be Scientology or Christianity. I personally think all religion is what causes all the problems in the world so I am an atheist. But if someone wants to believe in a religion good for them.
onlychildFTW 34
Because 70. When you are an atheist all you get is people trying to shove their religion down your throat. Saying all kinds of shit. So some just like to return the favour.
WritingWrongs 8
-149 allright, but from your own arguments we can all assume athiests are all spiteful and immature, and people of religions (not counting muslims our jehovah's witnesses) are genuinely concerned for athiests' well-being. Think before you speak.
WritingWrongs 8
Sorry, I usually don't include muslims or jehovah's witnesses in my arguments, because getting to heaven (in their beliefs) is specifically dependent on how many people they can convert, forcibly or otherwise.
Carmstro 13
91- there have been far more than 4 wars related to religion! Most wars have a religious undertone somewhere at least. Sigh. Can't we all just bake a cake made out of rainbows and smiles and we would all eat it and be happy?
Carmstro 13
136- I'm an atheist that volunteers at soup kitchens, raises money for the poor, various other community work and am heading to a third world country in the spring to help build a school and help students. Don't get me wrong, I'm not bragging because obviously that's not the point of service, but you make it seem like it's only religious people that do these things. Maybe I just misinterpreted your comment.
WritingWrongs 8
-161 You did misinterpret it, but that's okay, out seems quite a few did; I worded the comment poorly. I meant that a lot of non-religious organizations volunteer, but there are many, many more based on religious charity, and hey, I'm not religious either (well more agnostic, I guess) and I volunteer as well with the animal welfare league.
sens3sfailing 25
I don't promote nothingness, i promote science, knowledge and basing my life off of a fairy tail. get your facts straight dumbass. atheists can have plenty peace of mind, we just dont use a god as a crutch when the going gets tough, but rather on ourselves, family and friends. all are people who have done a hell of a lot more for me than any "god"
IconicLemon 8
At least family gatherings will be "fun"
Kn0wledge123 21
They could all gather around her depression machine.
TheSmoothDude 10
At least the fiancé isn't the one who believes that stuff.
AKGirlinSD 20
Two very important things to remember, Original Poster: 1, know that your fiance will always defend you when it comes to this topic. 2, don't let your kids be alone with your fiance's mom, until your they are old enough to stand up for themselves and won't come home screaming, "Xeno will come and **** your guys' shit up for not believing!"
jENtHEeRrN 6
You know, at some point in time, people probably thought the same thing about people that believed in Jesus… and now it's the worlds largest religion. Just something to think about…
MURIKKA 11
I'm pretty sure christianity is not the world's largest religion.
jENtHEeRrN 6
2.1 billion people practice Christianity in some form, 33% I the world population making it the worlds largest religion.
sarahlove281 4
At least Christianity isn't a pyramid scheme...?
MURIKKA 11
13- I just did some research (go figure) and you are correct. I'm an idiot.
DjeePee 25
"You know, at some point in time, people probably thought the same thing about people that believed in Jesus… " And there are still people who do. I admit, Scientology is more a dangerous, money-stealing cult than a peaceful religion, but what's the main difference between believing that Xenu will punish the non-believers or that *insert name other god* will punish them? For a non-believer, every religion has some 'whatefuck, you really believe that shit?' parts.
agonydrum 7
Does it really matter what people believe? No religion makes sense but they all teach a positive message...well most of them do anyway..
Clioo_fml 17
Another peaceful religion? I don't think there are very many of those...
metaphoristic 8
The message depends entirely on how the religion is interpreted. The bible has many moral teachings but it can also teach people to be cruel (e.g. the crazy people of the Westboro Baptist Church)
williamcarter93 13
So what? That just means that 2.1 billion people believe in a magic man who is also his dad who has magical powers. Longevity or expanse of readership doesn't mean much as far as validity goes; if i got 2 billion people to say 2 + 2=13 it would still make no sense
Hiimhaileypotter 53
56- That's your opinion. Let's not start a religious debate here, people.
greenie213 23
54- The bible didn't teach Westboro baptist church to be cruel. Fred Phelps did. The bible clearly states that homosexuality is an abomination, yet it never says to hate homosexuals, but rather to love and show compassion to all people. Fred Phelps taught his followers to ignore all of the context around that particular verse and pretty much any verse of the bible that says to accept everybody.
metaphoristic 8
65- sorry, I should've phrased that differently. What I meant was that people can form all sorts of interpretations from holy scriptures, it's not the books fault, it's the analysts fault.
docscientist 10
Really 65, considering someone an abomination for being gay isn't hate?? The bible is far far from being peaceful.
4Sharks 4
He said homosexuality, not the person. Aka hate the sin and love the sinner.
docscientist 10
Also, being able to interpret scripture and use that interpretation as justification for wielding authority is exactly why religion, when given a governing role, is dangerous and is the source of insanely stupid conflicts.
docscientist 10
104 keep doing those mental gymnastics so you can keep rationalizing hate.
4Sharks 4
We'll talk when you read my full comment.
docscientist 10
Again, you're rationalizing hate. Stop. Seriously can people start calling this shit out? We're a decade into the 21st and this is still a social issue? You can't defer personal responsibility because you let others decide what's moral for you.
Mutanttoothbrush 6
You obviously havent seen videos about Scientology
joep1 7
I'm going to have to google this one...
gc327072 31
What I found funny when I googled it, is that despite being called Scientology, it doesn't have much to do with science. In fact, that whole thing about "thetans" sounds more like something out of mythology.
TheDrifter 24
Likely because their belief system is based on a collection of science fiction novels? But hey, they seem to enjoy it. I'd give it a try, but I don't have 10 grand or 12 weeks for the orientation camp.
Mipz 2
Yeah, their belief system is just an excuse to be egotistical and obnoxious.
sasoriakasuna 7
Just sad
winfieldALJD 6
Trust me, there are worse things. Things far more people do.
metaphoristic 8
I like how specific your comment is.
MelTheGreat 23
I feel a certain way about this comment. Not just a way, but a certain way.
oj101 33
Ahh mothers in law. What would you do without them?
capslockisgood 19
Have a nice life?
Hiimhaileypotter 53
As long as she doesn't brainwash your kids, they should be fine. ;P
283leis 8
Ummm, she DID have kids. She's OP's boyfriend's mom.
p3mguin 7
I don't even think you read the comment right. Brainwash OPs kids, NOT OPs boyfriend
nochopstix 10
It won't be an issue once she "disconnects" from you and other sane people who don't follow cults.
astralvagan 20
This is why Tom lost Katy.... They are raving idiots!
mikeymayhem_87 15
Proof that money doesn't always buy happiness. She thought Tom's money would make her happy. He made life for her a living hell!
lacespace 8
I'm curious how you two have so much insight into 2 strangers marriage
evilplatypus 39
101 - The covers of just about every magazine. I can probably write their biographies just from what I've gleaned from the cover of US, People, and one I can't remember the name of, all while waiting in the checkout lane at the food store.
charvisioku 22
Such is the horror of modern celebrity culture... because we all need to know what celebrities eat, who they marry and how often they need to take a dump.
KiddNYC1O 22
Yeah she had enough. 96- That's pretty low. Kat's a sweetheart.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
The average American has the ability to recite every married celebrity couple, even couples who are now divorced or separated, yet the same people couldn't tell you who the Vice President is if you were to ask them.