Today, after having bought my daughter a complete set of new school clothes, she threw a tantrum and refused to wear them. I told her she could either wear them, or go to school naked. She made if half-way down the street in the nude before I caught up and dragged her back inside. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML
Today, the cops were called to my apartment because my daughter had a temper tantrum while I was at work. She was naked when they were there. FML
Today, the bus came to pick up my daughter to take her to kindergarten. When it honked, I opened the door for her to let her run out to it. Halfway there, she tripped and started crying. I couldn't run out because I was still in my underwear. Now her bus thinks I'm the worst mom ever. FML
Today, my mother threatened me if I keep wearing yoga pants to school, she's going to have my dad pick me up in a speedo. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me for going through her closet for some warmer clothes. She had a rant about taking her clothes without her permission, all while wearing a pair of my boots and one of my sweaters. FML
Today, after it appeared my daughter was throwing away any vegetables in her school lunch, I packed her all vegetables so she would have to eat at least one. Nope! She threw them out and complained to school that "mommy doesn't feed" her. I got a call from the school. FML
Today, I learned from my daughter's teacher that she has been wearing the same shirt for the past few weeks, ever since we had a fight about how I don't pay attention to her. FML
Today, I got into a huge fight with a girl at school. My mom and dad decided to punish me by letting my three older brothers pick out my wardrobe for the next week. FML
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Top comments
brokenly 5
you gave her the option..
uniquefreak99 4
How old is she?
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Comments (219)
saIty 17
False. You live everyday; you only die once.
saIty 17
Oops. This was suppose to be a response for #3. Allow me to thumb myself down.
emeraldisle 30
I'm curious as to how you didn't catch your daughter leaving the house in her birthday suit.
amba69 0
I'm curious as to why her daughter would want to leave the house naked.
Marrach 7
42- Re-read the FML.
emeraldisle 30
I'm assuming she wanted to defy her mother.
matt98_fml 13
Now I'm wondering what type of clothes you got for her.
loserboii 11
If she's a child discipline her If she's a brave teenager, indeed FYL
silverhelms 5
Pics or it didn't happen
stephissilly 18
win.
ninjalovin 8
Pedobear approves.
kimg0885 23
This reminds me of an episode off that show Suburgatory, the mom wanted the teenage daughter to dress in a pilgrim style dress for thanksgiving or go naked.......she chose naked.
GreenDayFanatic 5
Love that show lol
GreenDayFanatic 5
How old is your little stripper-in-training?
FrozenIceHawk 7
Love your name and pic!! Green Day for life, bitch.
starz79 0
SPOILED BRAT