Today, after having bought my daughter a complete set of new school clothes, she threw a tantrum and refused to wear them. I told her she could either wear them, or go to school naked. She made if half-way down the street in the nude before I caught up and dragged her back inside. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML
Today, the cops were called to my apartment because my daughter had a temper tantrum while I was at work. She was naked when they were there. FML
Today, the bus came to pick up my daughter to take her to kindergarten. When it honked, I opened the door for her to let her run out to it. Halfway there, she tripped and started crying. I couldn't run out because I was still in my underwear. Now her bus thinks I'm the worst mom ever. FML
Today, my mother threatened me if I keep wearing yoga pants to school, she's going to have my dad pick me up in a speedo. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me for going through her closet for some warmer clothes. She had a rant about taking her clothes without her permission, all while wearing a pair of my boots and one of my sweaters. FML
Today, after it appeared my daughter was throwing away any vegetables in her school lunch, I packed her all vegetables so she would have to eat at least one. Nope! She threw them out and complained to school that "mommy doesn't feed" her. I got a call from the school. FML
Today, I learned from my daughter's teacher that she has been wearing the same shirt for the past few weeks, ever since we had a fight about how I don't pay attention to her. FML
Today, I got into a huge fight with a girl at school. My mom and dad decided to punish me by letting my three older brothers pick out my wardrobe for the next week. FML
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brokenly 5
you gave her the option..
uniquefreak99 4
How old is she?
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Comments (219)
yentlben 2
Please tell me that she is nine or younger.
afropuffjake 9
If you went shopping with her, FYL. If you bought them without any idea of her style, YDI.
jess183xp 1
Quick make sure she gets a good education and finds a job other than a stripper!
nrelavender 10
OP, fyl because you're daughters an unappreciative bitch. Unless She's in her young teens, then it happens; girls get really hormonal and often take it out on their parents. But ydi because you gave her the option.
sumbum95 15
Damn, I wish my mom would buy me new sets of clothes for school. I gotta buy my own clothes.
dogpup4 23
Her daughter is probably quite young though.
sumbum95 15
I guess so but I still bought my own clothes with my own allowance.
isamisis 9
The story can't be funny without knowing her age; is she young & immature - is she mentally challenged - is she just a bitch?
88vivera 9
How come she didn't like them?
T1A2Z3 35
Because school uniforms are ugly and uncomfortable.
nachosbabygurl 9
Wat a selfish spoiled brat
k34nu 7
Wokingham !!! Closest fml ever :D (sorry, got excited over that
greenwich1945 13
I live in Wokingham, so I'm now wondering if it's someone I know... :)
ChazzyWazzy1998 10
Your all saying its because of the her moms bad taste in clothes, it could be the child. My little brother has autism and hated change, he also took everything literally, he would have done something like this if he was told to.