Today, after having bought my daughter a complete set of new school clothes, she threw a tantrum and refused to wear them. I told her she could either wear them, or go to school naked. She made if half-way down the street in the nude before I caught up and dragged her back inside. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML
Today, the cops were called to my apartment because my daughter had a temper tantrum while I was at work. She was naked when they were there. FML
Today, the bus came to pick up my daughter to take her to kindergarten. When it honked, I opened the door for her to let her run out to it. Halfway there, she tripped and started crying. I couldn't run out because I was still in my underwear. Now her bus thinks I'm the worst mom ever. FML
Today, my mother threatened me if I keep wearing yoga pants to school, she's going to have my dad pick me up in a speedo. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me for going through her closet for some warmer clothes. She had a rant about taking her clothes without her permission, all while wearing a pair of my boots and one of my sweaters. FML
Today, after it appeared my daughter was throwing away any vegetables in her school lunch, I packed her all vegetables so she would have to eat at least one. Nope! She threw them out and complained to school that "mommy doesn't feed" her. I got a call from the school. FML
Today, I learned from my daughter's teacher that she has been wearing the same shirt for the past few weeks, ever since we had a fight about how I don't pay attention to her. FML
Today, I got into a huge fight with a girl at school. My mom and dad decided to punish me by letting my three older brothers pick out my wardrobe for the next week. FML
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brokenly 5
you gave her the option..
uniquefreak99 4
How old is she?
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Comments (219)
kotana191 8
maybe next time you go shopping for her, you should take her with you?
Blippety 23
Since this was sent from the United Kingdom, she was almost certainly talking about a school uniform, so there was no need for her to take her daughter shopping with her since you get no choice about the clothes you wear. The only choice you (sometimes) get with a uniform is whether you want to wear a skirt or pants, but that's still not worth throwing a tantrum over.
amba69 0
I'm calling bluff on this one.
KooLDooD121 0
She would rather wear her birthday suit than the school clothes lol
intelliDude 7
Parenting rule #1: Don't make a fake threat.
writergirl23 19
Lol I woulda let her to teach her the lesson
Blahblah9921 4
she should appericate u
ambear26 14
Why would anyone go to school naked ? I would've let her gone she would've ran home so embarrassed and put on some actual clothes. Unless she doesn't give a ****. Sorry op if your daughter is in her pre-teen or teen years I would suggest letting her do the picking out of clothes and shopping. Working in a pre teen store I noticed girls always ask for their mothers opinion but never really care.
redbluegreen 41
I would think if she's already halfway down the street naked she really doesn't give a ****.
anythingmustbe 18
She is a teenager she will rebel no matter what dont worry she will grow out of it maybe....
SoultheWolf 19
If she was a teenager I highly doubt she'd go out naked. I don't know about you and your family, but ever teenage girl I've met freak out if someone sees them naked, or even in their underwear..
redbluegreen 41
Depends on the teenager. I used to know tons of girls who would have been more than happy to walk around butt naked in public.
Schizomaniac 24
Please point me in the direction of these girls.
HaraAishi 8
Shit, I streaked several times as a teen. I like being naked.
SoultheWolf 19
Your daughter should be gracious on the fact she can bring her own clothes... I had to wear a set uniform for my entire elementary school years due to being in a private school..
chellyX92 8
I know how you feel. I went to charter school. I had to wear these ugly khaki bottoms and over sized tops. The girl should appreciate that her mother can buy basically a whole new wardrobe for her. If I was her mother, I'd take back the clothes and have her go in old clothes. Teach her a lesson.
greenwich1945 13
The FML came from England, so I can tell you right now that that isn't what OP did. In England you have to wear a uniform, right up until the end of sixth form (16-18) in some places. This is true of every school, from primary, to comprehensive, private or public. Not so much in colleges. Uniforms are compulsory, not always very nice and can be quite expensive. I know in my old school they made the trousers deliberately horrible so that everyone wore the skirts instead.
3yellowzebras 19
#130 what school did you go to ? Wasn't Charters by any chance?
greenwich1945 13
If you're talking about the one in Sunningdale, then yes! I moved there for my A levels so I never wore the uniform. But that wasn't the school I was talking about, I was talking about the school I did my GCSEs at, which was in Wokingham.
paaronoid 4
I hope your daughter's under the age of 6.