Today, after having bought my daughter a complete set of new school clothes, she threw a tantrum and refused to wear them. I told her she could either wear them, or go to school naked. She made if half-way down the street in the nude before I caught up and dragged her back inside. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML
Today, the cops were called to my apartment because my daughter had a temper tantrum while I was at work. She was naked when they were there. FML
Today, the bus came to pick up my daughter to take her to kindergarten. When it honked, I opened the door for her to let her run out to it. Halfway there, she tripped and started crying. I couldn't run out because I was still in my underwear. Now her bus thinks I'm the worst mom ever. FML
Today, my mother threatened me if I keep wearing yoga pants to school, she's going to have my dad pick me up in a speedo. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me for going through her closet for some warmer clothes. She had a rant about taking her clothes without her permission, all while wearing a pair of my boots and one of my sweaters. FML
Today, after it appeared my daughter was throwing away any vegetables in her school lunch, I packed her all vegetables so she would have to eat at least one. Nope! She threw them out and complained to school that "mommy doesn't feed" her. I got a call from the school. FML
Today, I learned from my daughter's teacher that she has been wearing the same shirt for the past few weeks, ever since we had a fight about how I don't pay attention to her. FML
Today, I got into a huge fight with a girl at school. My mom and dad decided to punish me by letting my three older brothers pick out my wardrobe for the next week. FML
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brokenly 5
you gave her the option..
uniquefreak99 4
How old is she?
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Comments (219)
annalily5 28
Got to say she's got my respect. She had a problem and she stuck to her guns. As for you OP, don't give your kids an option if you don't wan them to take it.
DLIPF6969 1
I wish I lived near you.
duskballs 2
Nobody in the UK gets a choice in their school clothes before the age of 16. :| Just FYI to everyone who doesn't understand this. It is not that the parent went out and bought shit without her daughter knowing - that is all they can wear. The closest thing to a choice will be skirt/trousers, probably.
slicknick38 4
She called your bluff!
thefuckinloser 6
lol lmao she called you out on your bluff sounds like you don't know her
Bludmagnus 13
Kids at certain ages don't embarrass. Never give them the option, however this gives you plenty of reason to tear her ass up every time the subject of clothes comes up for the next few years.
cinnamondemon 8
He has a point. maybe they didn't fit right.
droptableusers 7
Sweeeet
bleedingglitter 24
I almost never got new clothes. Strangers in town used to leave bags of clothes on the porch for my brother and I because they knew we were the poor family. Then I got to go to school in them and the kids whose family gave them to me would get the honor of telling everyone else that I had their hand-me-downs from last year.
SaniK 17
Pedo bear just Facebook friended you