Today, after getting my appendix taken out, we had to drive over five sets of railroad tracks. Then, my four year-old brother decided to punch me in the stomach because, "I took away his mommy for two days." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was asked to take care of my 3 year-old little brother. After 15 minutes of him screaming and me trying to keep him entertained, he started throwing his toy cars at me. He hit me in the mouth, and I started to bleed. My parents yelled at me for "not controlling him." FML
Today, I crawled into my mom's room to tell her my stomach was in massive pain. She ended up throwing me out of the room while spraying me with Lysol. My appendix was about to burst and I needed surgery. FML
Today, what started with me forcing a shit a little too hard ended up with me being rushed to the hospital with appendicitis. FML
Today, I had debilitating stomach cramps and told my mom, but she said she was too tired to take me to the ER. I had appendicitis. Thanks Mom. FML
Today, I drove a friend to the emergency room because he thought he had appendicitis. While sitting in the waiting room, I got puked on by a child. My friend's diagnosis? Gas. So he also farted all the way home. FML
Today, my son was up at 3:00 am crying due to excruciatingly severe pain in his groin. I took him to the ER. After nine hours consisting of two different hospitals, an ambulance ride, a CAT scan, an ultrasound, and possible appendicitis, the surgeon finally said he was just constipated. FML
Today, I had to take my little brother to the pool. He acted like a brat the whole time, and when I told him we were leaving, he ran away, slipped, and hit his face on the tile floor. He told my dad and step-mom I punched him. They believed him, and I'm grounded for two months. FML
Today, I was supposed to be enjoying a long-anticipated, desperately needed, weekend away. Turns out those "little stomach twinges" were actually symptoms of appendicitis. I'm stuck in the hospital, alone, recovering from surgery, while my family is enjoying our non-refundable break. FML
Today, my dog used my stomach as a trampoline to jump onto the couch. I wouldn't have minded so much if I wasn't still recovering from having my appendix removed. FML
Today, my 4 year-old son got a hole in his head from doing a twirl jump off bricks out the back. After being in hospital for 8 hours, my car battery was flat from me leaving the lights on. My husband went to get a new battery and lost his wallet. FML
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Chunchunchun 3
That brother deserves to be punched in the stomach MUCH harder. Sometimes you can tell when a kid's gonna grow up to be an asshole...
Cinn_fml 23
Ow. Whilst I can understand your brother being upset about you 'stealing his mummy', how spoilt is he that he feels that it's ok to punch you in the stomach? Get better soon though, OP.
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Comments (158)
goingto_loseit 0
oh yeah spanking the 4 yr old to teach him that hitting is not allowed-GENIUS IDEA! all the kid knows is that someone took his primary caregiver away for 2 days- he is pissed! revenge on a kid is ridiculous because he doesn't understand revenge at this age. listen OP sorry about all the pain you endured, relax and rest- now, when your brother is older (21) you can remind him of this incident and beat the hell out of him- all in the name of brotherly love :D
jess1449 0
it's not the same day , the begining always starts with "today" and his brother said his mom was " taken away " by his brother for two days , she was probably at the hospital with him .... FOR TWO DAYS :) just saying :)
dancer821 3
wait I'm confused why does it matter that you had to drive over railroad tracks?
jess1449 0
because railroad tracks are bumpy...? haven't you ever drove over tracks? the bumps hurt his tummy
lilyenid 0
bompy roads realy hurt. My appendix was taken out yesterday so I know the feeling. oh and i was going to dance with my favorite singers in a big event, now i can't. fml
EukynaD 0
i can imagine the helpless u felt...
theonlysweetpea 10
You should have smacked his little ass through a wall and told him she was your 'mommy' first and he's lucky you're sharing!
vanillathirteen 0
I don't care how old he is.. beat him and send him into a dark closet or dark corner and keep him there. make sure he never does that shit again
UnluckyDom 0
YDI. Your appendix serves no purpose in or out, so why bother removing it?
rocker_chick23 27
Because if it bursts, it can kill you.
emschick10 0
I'd have beat his ass clear off! 4 year olds know better than to do that shit.