Today, after getting my appendix taken out, we had to drive over five sets of railroad tracks. Then, my four year-old brother decided to punch me in the stomach because, "I took away his mommy for two days." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was asked to take care of my 3 year-old little brother. After 15 minutes of him screaming and me trying to keep him entertained, he started throwing his toy cars at me. He hit me in the mouth, and I started to bleed. My parents yelled at me for "not controlling him." FML
Today, I crawled into my mom's room to tell her my stomach was in massive pain. She ended up throwing me out of the room while spraying me with Lysol. My appendix was about to burst and I needed surgery. FML
Today, what started with me forcing a shit a little too hard ended up with me being rushed to the hospital with appendicitis. FML
Today, I had debilitating stomach cramps and told my mom, but she said she was too tired to take me to the ER. I had appendicitis. Thanks Mom. FML
Today, I drove a friend to the emergency room because he thought he had appendicitis. While sitting in the waiting room, I got puked on by a child. My friend's diagnosis? Gas. So he also farted all the way home. FML
Today, my son was up at 3:00 am crying due to excruciatingly severe pain in his groin. I took him to the ER. After nine hours consisting of two different hospitals, an ambulance ride, a CAT scan, an ultrasound, and possible appendicitis, the surgeon finally said he was just constipated. FML
Today, I had to take my little brother to the pool. He acted like a brat the whole time, and when I told him we were leaving, he ran away, slipped, and hit his face on the tile floor. He told my dad and step-mom I punched him. They believed him, and I'm grounded for two months. FML
Today, I was supposed to be enjoying a long-anticipated, desperately needed, weekend away. Turns out those "little stomach twinges" were actually symptoms of appendicitis. I'm stuck in the hospital, alone, recovering from surgery, while my family is enjoying our non-refundable break. FML
Today, my dog used my stomach as a trampoline to jump onto the couch. I wouldn't have minded so much if I wasn't still recovering from having my appendix removed. FML
Today, my 4 year-old son got a hole in his head from doing a twirl jump off bricks out the back. After being in hospital for 8 hours, my car battery was flat from me leaving the lights on. My husband went to get a new battery and lost his wallet. FML
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Chunchunchun 3
That brother deserves to be punched in the stomach MUCH harder. Sometimes you can tell when a kid's gonna grow up to be an asshole...
Cinn_fml 23
Ow. Whilst I can understand your brother being upset about you 'stealing his mummy', how spoilt is he that he feels that it's ok to punch you in the stomach? Get better soon though, OP.
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Comments (158)
akaashR 0
harden the **** up op he's only four haha
cc1992 11
Kids can be strong you know! And do you know how sensitive to pain the stomach is after getting your appendix removed? It hurts to just get up!
PYLrulz 17
that should give you full reason to haul off on him
cc1992 11
Oh wow, the pain is enough without being punched! Shit, I would've hit the little bastard! Lol just kidding, but seriously, OUCH! Hope you feel better soon though OP!
godofcyanide 8
This FML sounds so fake, it's almost got to be real. FYL, OP, but don't beat up your brother. HE IS FOUR!!! If he's truly that bad of a kid, you'll have more cause than this... and he'll be older.
Savie_Anna 0
I'm glad I have an older sister. Lol
CheeseHater 23
When I removed my appendix the doctor said: Now you don't have an appendix! Haha you are failed! Then he gave me the discharge papers and left in laughter :(
Kikren 0
Those are the doctors who hate their life and are only helping you for your money. Be happy that your life is better than his.
iWearTightPants 0
ohhh yeaaa u got punched by ur younger brother O.O Booooo! hoooo! xP wowwwww! xD WTF?! how's is this a fml?? it's not like u just had surgery??!? >D lol
bombtastic 10
... read the whole fml before you state an idiotic comment. get your appendix removed, and get punched in the stomach and see who will be laughing then.
imagineapc 11
Before you complain about the generation below you being spoiled and bratty - take a look at who raised them. Now try to complain, you're only complaining about the job you did. OP, I'm sorry your little bro hit you. I have little brothers and they would have done the same thing at that age. He didn't hit you in spite I'm sure, he just missed his mommy. Feel better.
onnielief 4
You seriously defend the 4 year old? 4 years old does not mean slow or retarded. They know what hitting means, they know that hitting hurts. A wuick swat to his rearend would have taught him that hitting is not alowed, never mind throwing a tantrum!
oogyboogy 6
what does wuich mean?
Cinn_fml 23
Onnielief didn't say wuich, she said wuick. That is a typo and should've been quick.
akaashR 0
you spend too much time on this..
Cinn_fml 23
Who, me?
myworld99 0
ydi for taking his mommy away. jk jk! I'm sorry to hear all this. FYL. a lot.
jayheartsyou 0
Boo thats shitty. Sorry op.