Today, an aunt that I'd had a massive falling out with passed away. My entire extended family refuses to speak to me, because they think I "had something to do with it". I live several hundred miles from her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my aunt told me that I'm dead to her now and not to visit them ever again. Why? She found out that I'm pro-choice. FML
Today, I ran into my aunt I hadn’t seen since I was a child. My mom told me she took off and stopped speaking to everyone. After lunch, I asked her why she left. She said our whole family ostracized her for aborting her abusive husband’s baby and divorcing him instead of "making it work." FML
Today, my parents cut ties with me because I refused to drop out of college and move five states away with them for a "fresh start" after the deaths of my siblings. I basically lost my whole family in the span of just two months. FML
Today, my distant relatives found out that I had turned down an inheritance from my long estranged father. I didn't feel it was right so I asked the lawyer to make it a donation to WFP. Relatives I'd never met and some I didn't even know about are now all over my socials about how I "insulted the memory" of their uncle. FML
Today, after my cousin recently died, my aunt basically told me that I shouldn't be sad, because we fought. FML
Today, I reunited with my mother and my sisters after a long time. I actually walked out of the reunion, too, after I drove 800 km away, only to find out that they're fighting over my late father's inheritance. I had vanished from my family because they were always possessive and crawling up my ass every time. FML
Today, none of my family was at home. Turns out my one of my aunts was having a birthday party and all my relatives went, but nobody told me because they don’t like me coming around. FML
Today, I inherited a lot of money from a great aunt that I had forgotten about. Her immediate family are all scumbags who were only after her money, so she willed it to me and my mom to say "fuck you" to them from beyond the grave. Now I keep getting threatening phone calls. Thanks auntie. FML
Today, my aunts found grandpa's will, which left everything to me and nothing to them, and his lawyer confirmed on the phone this was definitely grandpa's wish. My entire family now hate me and think I manipulated him. My grandpa has hated me my entire life, so I think this is his way of punishing me. FML
Today, my family is still telling me to "get over" the death of my great aunt. The great aunt who always gave the most wonderful birthday gifts, and was overall one of the most pleasant people I've ever met, and I'm NOT allowed to be sad that she's gone. Did I mention she died on my birthday? FML
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Twisted107 4
your family are retards
Zodaicz 4
How do you know they didn't do it?
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Comments (73)
Twisted107 4
your family are retards
shannonreneee 11
As a result of inbreeding.
CryMoreFMLs 15
....and giving themselves concussions from pinching their fingers in doors.
phreshboi 1
win ^
MissBunny25 0
aw I was gonna say win :(
CommonSenseKarma 17
"win"?
MissBunny25 0
win :D
john7h567hgrd 0
Winning!
MissBunny25 0
tiger blood is dripping from my veins :D
MissBunny25 0
I'm sorry , dear :( it's only manufactured for Charlie sheen and Charlie sheen only... :/
erikchapman 0
if Charlie Sheen started his own show, it would be called,"Two and a half Grams"
MissBunny25 0
hahahahaha ^winning!!
ImWinning 0
haha I'm the Charlie sheen of FML. well since ur all cool ur winning WOW WINNING!!
Penguinman909 7
bi-winning!
john7h567hgrd 0
I love how all I have to do is say winning and we all go off ******** on Charlie sheen. Are bi polar? I'm bi winning
v8rax 0
agreed
Zodaicz 4
How do you know they didn't do it?
srgsk9 9
Your probably better off this way.
Dominodev 3
so... how did you do it?
chippa 24
WHOA. Now that's a harsh accusation. FYL, OP. I'm sorry. :(
baconbutton 1
couple hundred miles of separation still doesn't rule you out... but sorry for your loss anyways. *_*
timoeun 0
I agree, YIS.
ChinaBabylove69 0
trust me you didn't do anything wrong, all they need a scapegoat to blame you for everything.Maybe they should be blaming themselves instead of you!
shrdlu 28
You could always tell the rest of the family, "... and if you're not nice to me, I'll do what I did to Aunt Betsy to YOU!"
Roxxay 6
coolest Christmas presents for you, OP
likeyourelooking 6
AUNTIE KILLER!!!!!!!!
ChinaBabylove69 0
hey sometime people on here take things seriously! you should be a little bit kinder with your big freaking mouth! He's not no aunt killer!
likeyourelooking 6
well, firstly, it was a joke. so these "people who take things seriously on here" that you're speaking of, might just be *yourself*. and second, by saying "he's not no aunt killer", you're saying he IS, on fact, and auntie killer. so... way to go, spud!
NurseBitch 5
Then those people are suckers, and SHOULD be taken advantage of. It's called mental Darwinism, and you seem to exhibit a few symptoms. Take a warm enema and you should feel better.
NurseBitch 5
Why would you think you DID NOT have something to do with it???