Today, after getting home from a twelve-hour shift at work, I got into bed and passed out. My mother soon woke me up, screaming that she could tell I was "fake sleeping" and ignoring her lecture on how I need to stop being so "lazy". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up early, went to the gym, then came home and showered. When I went into my room to change, my mom woke up and started pounding on my door, screaming about how lazy and useless I was for sleeping so late. When I tried to tell her otherwise, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, my mother woke me up by loudly vacuuming the house. I had to work the next morning, so I asked her what she was thinking. She told me that if I was really tired and needed sleep, I wouldn't have woken up. It was 3 AM. FML
Today, my mom slept all day. But when she got out of bed for five minutes, she told me I was a worthless piece of shit. Then she went back to bed. FML
Today, my drunken mother woke up after having passed out and yelled at me for ditching school. It took half an hour to explain that it's 5:00, and I've already been to school. FML
Today, after an exhausting weekend of work, I decided to take a nap. I was awoken several hours later by my mother-in-law knocking on my door. Apparently my 11-year-old called up grandma to complain that she was hungry and that mum was sleeping instead of cooking dinner. FML
Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML
Today, I finally had a day off in two weeks and I was excited about getting to sleep in. At 5 a.m., my mom loudly knocked and came in. When I asked her what she wanted, she said she was checking to see if I was asleep. FML
Today, I blacked out while hugging my dad. I woke up a minute later on the floor with my dad telling me to, "quit being lazy and get up." FML
Today, I was really, REALLY tired at work. I went to the restroom to take a little break, and must have dozed off, because I was awoken by my boss, knocking on the door of the stall. Apparently, I had been snoring. FML
Today, I wanted to do something nice for my mom. So, while she was sleeping, I cleaned the whole house for her and even made her breakfast. A few minutes later, she came downstairs and yelled at me to keep it down because she was trying to sleep. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
You should yell whatever the hell you want at her. Get it all off your chest about what an insensitive bitch she is being and how she should leave you the **** alone. If she tries to punish you for it, tell her you were just sleep talking. It's foolproof!
ali671 1
She sounds like a bitch.
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Comments (136)
KiddNYC1O 22
It's sad she swears she knows about your life.
metalwolf 17
If you pay her bills and she calls you lazy, tell her that you have too many bills and some will have to be cut out, including (insert name of bill you pay that she needs or enjoys having taken care of for her here).
Special_Psycho 8
Could be worse, at least she didn't make you work for another 12 hours. ^_^
BlueEyes9812 5
I work 12 hour overnight shifts... I am so sorry OP.... Parents are stupid... I always get the "well you're young! You can take it!" :-(
nniikkaayy 4
when i first read this, i thought it was my boyfriend submitting.
DocBastard 40
Hollowlchigo - How could science possibly back that up? That hasn't been "proven" at all. If you believe that, then you're truly a moron.
doglover100 29
Wow. She knows your life. 12 hours? That sucks.
m3lyc 18
To be honest I find you a bit lazy. I can get up at 5:30 in the morning, get into work at 7, work a 12 hour shift till 7 then if I'm not working the next day I'll stay up till 3am chatting to friends on Facebook and maybe watching TV if there's something on worth watching.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Yea, the problem is that OP works to support herself and her mother, a dependant, all while paying all the bills. I will tell you that trying to one-up OP and bragging on how you have the energy to stay up late makes me think that you're lying or just being a Douchebag in general on how "I'm better than you".
fatalwish 6
silence is golden... duct tape is silver...
graphicstyle7 17
Um.... find a roommate or two and move out?