Today, after getting home from a twelve-hour shift at work, I got into bed and passed out. My mother soon woke me up, screaming that she could tell I was "fake sleeping" and ignoring her lecture on how I need to stop being so "lazy". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up early, went to the gym, then came home and showered. When I went into my room to change, my mom woke up and started pounding on my door, screaming about how lazy and useless I was for sleeping so late. When I tried to tell her otherwise, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, my mother woke me up by loudly vacuuming the house. I had to work the next morning, so I asked her what she was thinking. She told me that if I was really tired and needed sleep, I wouldn't have woken up. It was 3 AM. FML
Today, my mom slept all day. But when she got out of bed for five minutes, she told me I was a worthless piece of shit. Then she went back to bed. FML
Today, my drunken mother woke up after having passed out and yelled at me for ditching school. It took half an hour to explain that it's 5:00, and I've already been to school. FML
Today, after an exhausting weekend of work, I decided to take a nap. I was awoken several hours later by my mother-in-law knocking on my door. Apparently my 11-year-old called up grandma to complain that she was hungry and that mum was sleeping instead of cooking dinner. FML
Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML
Today, I finally had a day off in two weeks and I was excited about getting to sleep in. At 5 a.m., my mom loudly knocked and came in. When I asked her what she wanted, she said she was checking to see if I was asleep. FML
Today, I blacked out while hugging my dad. I woke up a minute later on the floor with my dad telling me to, "quit being lazy and get up." FML
Today, I was really, REALLY tired at work. I went to the restroom to take a little break, and must have dozed off, because I was awoken by my boss, knocking on the door of the stall. Apparently, I had been snoring. FML
Today, I wanted to do something nice for my mom. So, while she was sleeping, I cleaned the whole house for her and even made her breakfast. A few minutes later, she came downstairs and yelled at me to keep it down because she was trying to sleep. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
You should yell whatever the hell you want at her. Get it all off your chest about what an insensitive bitch she is being and how she should leave you the **** alone. If she tries to punish you for it, tell her you were just sleep talking. It's foolproof!
ali671 1
She sounds like a bitch.
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Comments (136)
trucker67 10
Just let it go in one ear and out the other and don't let it bother you too much cause life is short - read my profile and you will understand what I'm talking about .
mrivera 6
Congrats ( I read your profile)
flockz 20
my penis just cringed.
Schiffy 18
This is where it would be funny if you lived alone.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
You should've went off on her for waking you up.
Old_Iron_Sides 6
Time to move out to an apartment on your own. At least in a cheap apt you don't have anyone waking you up, unless your across the hall neighbor sets his apartment on fire while he's gone, that was an exciting experience...
mxdefiancexx 2
I live on my own (share my apt cost with my bf) and my mother invited me to take a nap at her house on my 2 hour break between split shifts because it was closer to my work. I came over and collapsed on her couch at which point she came in yelling about how she needed errands done and that I shouldn't be napping. WTF?! Parents are so ******.
xXHollowIchigoXx 17
Not trying to be "THAT GUY"… but it's been proven that getting kicked in the balls is 100x more painful than given birth. There's science to back it up. l=^P
kaymi 17
Family just do not understand 12 hours shifts. Especially if it's a few days in a row or nights. You just want to pass out and be left alone. My sis or mom always want me to do something when I get off work. Just tell her to back off.
xNephilim 19
While 55 is correct about getting kicked in the balls being more painful (not sure about the numbers), that comment was completely irrelevant. Giving birth and getting kicked in the balls are two completely different things and that wasn't even mentioned here.
Fmlsea 28
she should try a 12 hour shift and then see how she felt . when you get home from work the last thing you want to hear is some one bitching , you just want to relax . You're better off getting your own place or moving in with some people . But it does suck when parents tell you that your lazy even if you have worked ,cleaned and done everything they asked .