Today, while finishing up raking leaves, I decided it would be a fun idea to jump into them. After rolling around in the leaves for a bit, I smelled something funny. Turns out I was rolling around in dog shit. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after frolicking in some long grass near a lake, my dog got back in the car smelling strongly of poop. Upon further investigation, I discovered that a sewer had overflowed in the area. My dog rolled around in human faeces. FML
Today, I stepped in a pile of dog shit. While trying to get it off by wiping my foot on the grass, I stepped in another pile. FML
Today, I eagerly jumped into a pile of leaves, only to discover via the stench that the neighborhood cats have obviously been using it as their makeshift litter box. FML
Today, I took my dog to the park. It had recently rained, and he started rolling in something unidentifiable. When I got home, I discovered it was a mixture of mud and who knows what else. Now my house smells like a swamp. FML
Today, while trying to pick up dog poo, I tripped and landed in the pile. FML
Today, I woke up and stepped out of bed right into a pile of dog crap. Acting quickly, I jumped on to my other foot, which would have been a great idea, except for this morning there were two piles. FML
Today, I stepped in dog shit, barefoot, in my own bathroom. The dog had been outside for two hours earlier, and I'd watched him take a dump. Apparently he was saving some for when he got back in the house. FML
Today, I was helping my Dad pick up the pieces of bark that came off the tree that we'd just cut down. I bent over to grab a dark looking piece of bark. Turn out it was my dogs crap. Fresh, warm, moist piece of crap to be exact. FML
Today, I was cleaning out my roof's gutter, which was full of leaves. There was an especially big pile, and when I started scooping it up, I felt something squishy. Turns out those leaves were covering the remains of a rotting squirrel. I can't stop smelling it. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when, as usual, he did his business in the grass and stepped off to the side. I squatted and reached for the bag when my dog spotted another canine. He lunged forward in excitement and I landed face forward in the feces. FML
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blastvortex 4
Until now, I wasn't aware that people under the age of nine submitted FMLs.
jonny2x4 0
(in Horatio Caine voice) "Well it seems the poo...(quickly puts on shades)... is on YOU". ...YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHHHHHHHHHH......
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Comments (56)
nittien 0
retard :P YDI
Unregistered 0
whats the diffrence between a black guy and a piece of shit?
jazzy1432 0
What the **** is wrong wth you? Totally unneccessary comment, asshole.
Unregistered 0
nothing. Oh wait thats offensive to the piece of shit nvm
Anteezy 7
wow you're so funny man i bet the kids you had with your sister really love you!
Crlnprz 11
WTF y she deserve it wtf is wrong with u people "oh u deserve it becuz ur a retard" .. -.-
crazytoaster 2
YDI for trying so hard to hang on to your childhood and refusing to get on with the rest of your life.
Flutist 3
Unregistered, I can see your future. You are going to be the stupid racist prick who gets shot at, then claims it wasn't your fault that "those people" can't take a joke. Then you will go to prison with the KKK and be anal raped by some big guy named Butch. Have fun being someone's bitch. What's the difference between a black hole and Unregistered's ass? The black hole is slightly smaller.
UnluckyAsUsual 0
The piece of shit are a lot more smaller, and it is remains of anything you eat. A black guy is a person with all the human rights that anyone else got.
fl0ffy 0
y would u say that how mean now I want to kick ur ugly face
jamieleigh_315 0
jazzy1432 stop being a dick I found the comment funny u retard! (:
allmidnighteyes 11
pwnt
fuckingshitt343 0
dude, **** your life. that happened to me when i was like 8. it sucked. though i didn't really roll around in it. i just got it on my pant leg.
perdix 31
Next time you ought to save yourself the effort of raking up the leaves and just roll around in the dogshit directly. If you think you smelled "funny" this time, wait until you realize how hilarious you'll smell if you jumped straight on a steaming pile of Fido's doo-doo!
ColdGold 6
It happens!
Pretty_Tied_Up_fml 0
Ugh, I've done this before. FYL indeed.
LeStab 4
FYL not for rolling in dog shit but for thinking rolling around in leaves would be fun
THAT_ONE_PUNKER 0
now that sucks
Skull_300 0
Hey Chbolnik, come here --- look like dog shit to me...
956TXking 0
pussy