Today, I was in a car crash. While I was being immobilised by the paramedics to be taken to the nearest hospital, the passenger of the other car, who didn't have a single scratch, touched my shoulder and said, "It doesn't matter, nobody got hurt." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML
Today, after being cut out of the car, on the way to hospital in the ambulance, we were involved in another accident. FML
Today, I was involved in a car accident. I wasn't the driver of either car. I happened to be a passerby that was hit by a falling stop sign as a car hit it. FML
Today, after rolling my car on the highway, I witnessed several people stop and get out of their cars to take pictures. No one asked if I was okay, and I was the one who had to call 911 for myself. FML
Today, I accidentally bumped into another car on the road. The worst of the damage was a slight chip to the other driver's paint, but she played it up so much that she ended up being taken away in an ambulance. I'm now terrified that the crazy bitch is going to sue me. FML
Today, I was sent to the hospital after being hit by a car while on my bicycle. The police officer said it was my fault for not looking, even though the car pulled up without looking. I now have a small herniated disc in my neck and abrasions on my thigh. FML
Today, I had a car accident. In the same place, at the same time, and with the same friend in the passenger seat as last week. FML
Today, my bike abruptly stopped working, torpedoing me headfirst into the sidewalk. I lay there in agony for a few minutes, and the only guy who saw it happen said, "Lucky you didn't get hurt!" FML
Today, I was t-boned by a car that sent mine flying into five parked cars. My car was totalled. As the person who hit me pulled me out of the right side of the car he said, "Sorry. I sneezed." FML
Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. My wife got pissed when I didn't immediately check on her, but rather the other driver. That other driver was my daughter. FML
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Top comments
ChromoTec 24
Sounds like someone was just about to get hurt
DanielleinDC 34
Oh, sure, you're on a stretcher being prepped for transport to the hospital, but nobody got hurt. Clearly the passenger of the other car is a moron. I hope you're okay now, OP.
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Comments (13)
ChromoTec 24
Sounds like someone was just about to get hurt
bonsai 11
Hope your ok
adelaine782002 17
why the **** would anyone down vote this, the guy is just saying that he hopes that op was ok...geesh!
blightsight 10
*you're
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
if only you could've talked then you coulda said "go **** yourself, I want your information
DanielleinDC 34
Oh, sure, you're on a stretcher being prepped for transport to the hospital, but nobody got hurt. Clearly the passenger of the other car is a moron. I hope you're okay now, OP.
interesting33 37
This feels like an episode of It's Always Sunny
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
Were you still mobile enough to punch them in the face?
Emma Marshall 19
Trying to persuade you into not suing them
Jay Colclo 4
when you get out of hospital, break his leg and say the exact same thing.
JasonThorn 23
EMT later: "That was the most profanity I've heard from a patient in my entire life..."
Studious_Gluteus 20
Should have told the EMTs to take them too since they've obviously suffered some brain damage.