Today, after five long years of having been together, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to take our relationship to the "next level". We now have a Sims relationship. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I reached that point in our relationship where just a simple phone conversation was too boring. His idea to spice things up? Playing Minecraft together. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of three years that I wanted to get married and have a child within the next five years. He responded by packing up my things and showing me the door. FML
Today, my boyfriend said that we can "maybe have sleepovers" at his house when he FINALLY moves out. He's 24, and we've been dating for 6 years. FML
Today, my boyfriend of several years, and father of our one-year-old child, finally proposed. He was making idle conversation from twenty feet away and casually said, "By the way, you wanna get hitched?" This is as romantic as my life will ever get. Yay. FML
Today, my husband of ten years was playing the Sims. I asked him about the house he built. Apparently, it was his dream house, and he recreated himself as a Sim so he could live in it. Then I asked him where the wife was. There was no wife. It was his happy place. FML
Today, my boyfriend of six months said he wanted to take our relationship one step further. I thought he was going to ask me to move in. He meant he wanted to fart in front of me. FML
Today, after five years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. The words "just think of the tax breaks" were uttered. FML
Today, I heard my girlfriend refer to me as her “boyfriend for now”, as in the guy she strings along until she meets the guy she loves and wants to marry. We’ve been together for two years and rent a flat together. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a year told me he is at the point in his life where he is ready to start a family, get married and have a baby. He also casually stated that he wished he could meet someone he could see himself settling down with. FML
Today, not only can I not get a real boyfriend, I can't even get one on the Sims. FML
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Top comments
IronBrig4 3
Okay, you can do a Sims relationship. Just give him a friendly hug first, then a romantic hug. Spend a day or two increasing your relationship level by telling him jokes or flirting. You can woohoo with him by the end of the second day. :-)
chiddy_bang71 0
Awe! He loves you!
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Comments (139)
freddyisepic 2
whats the guy holding in your pic?
kroekdog 7
Grooga flarg? Oooh rab gabba gorg. (Sim speak in my own terms)
sarcasm17 10
You're awesome! :D
sunhabb 6
Mestachni ahahha (sims lang)
torio123 27
My favorite is when they say 'dag-dag' it makes me laugh.
deviable 9
Have an alien baby together and you'll know he's the one.
MrTriscuit 0
Well.. Tell him you wanna take it to the next level, holding hands.. On sims of course.
Palirose 22
Tell him that you're going to take it to the next level over 9000.
madaoxsan 9
lol'd.
perdix 31
Maybe he'll finally get around to telling you things he's afraid to tell you in person. Is your pussy very hairy? I'll bet his Sims character will discuss his preference for shaved twats (hint-hint).
justanotherhuman 21
Dear OP, Unless you two haven't directly communicated your respective sentiments on marriage (hell, even as some unspoken notion you've both agreed to avoid), five years is too much- should have a grasp on relationship, partner, and future prospects/intent by this point. Jury is out on FYL or YDI; what was *your* presumption regarding the 'next level' in your relationship?
WCARlover 35
That's cute:)
slushpup9696 12
Actually, it's a crippling shortcoming in their relationship that will most likely fall apart if this communication error is not resolved. so liek omgzzz totes cute!!(:
kristidgranger 3
Let me guess you live with him right? Ok so he has no reason the marry you. Why buy the cow when you getting the milk for free!
xxmollyxx 25
Lol
upyourzlolz 11
Now is the time to introduce the new male roommate. Make sure your character has relationship problems. Problem solved.