Today, after five long years of having been together, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to take our relationship to the "next level". We now have a Sims relationship. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boyfriend and I reached that point in our relationship where just a simple phone conversation was too boring. His idea to spice things up? Playing Minecraft together. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of three years that I wanted to get married and have a child within the next five years. He responded by packing up my things and showing me the door. FML
Today, my boyfriend said that we can "maybe have sleepovers" at his house when he FINALLY moves out. He's 24, and we've been dating for 6 years. FML
Today, my boyfriend of several years, and father of our one-year-old child, finally proposed. He was making idle conversation from twenty feet away and casually said, "By the way, you wanna get hitched?" This is as romantic as my life will ever get. Yay. FML
Today, my husband of ten years was playing the Sims. I asked him about the house he built. Apparently, it was his dream house, and he recreated himself as a Sim so he could live in it. Then I asked him where the wife was. There was no wife. It was his happy place. FML
Today, my boyfriend of six months said he wanted to take our relationship one step further. I thought he was going to ask me to move in. He meant he wanted to fart in front of me. FML
Today, after five years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. The words "just think of the tax breaks" were uttered. FML
Today, I heard my girlfriend refer to me as her “boyfriend for now”, as in the guy she strings along until she meets the guy she loves and wants to marry. We’ve been together for two years and rent a flat together. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a year told me he is at the point in his life where he is ready to start a family, get married and have a baby. He also casually stated that he wished he could meet someone he could see himself settling down with. FML
Today, not only can I not get a real boyfriend, I can't even get one on the Sims. FML
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Top comments
IronBrig4 3
Okay, you can do a Sims relationship. Just give him a friendly hug first, then a romantic hug. Spend a day or two increasing your relationship level by telling him jokes or flirting. You can woohoo with him by the end of the second day. :-)
chiddy_bang71 0
Awe! He loves you!
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Comments (139)
pertained 12
Aw. Cute. but if his sim starts cheating on you, I'd take that as a hint.
slushpup9696 12
A battery where you check how much power it has left (but the button you press to find out is very hard to press). Actually yeah, it's your soul.
bubo_fml 11
Bro be pacin' himself!
xxmollyxx 25
Woohoo
Cheesecakee 11
Sounds pretty legit to me
Petal23 11
That is pretty hilarious. Hope he knew what it would sound like and was just teasing you a bit.
lecco 0
dude! he's a keeper!
taazer 12
Then you van block him then you will still be friends but he wont be able to comment anything or see any of your pictures..
kelis_fml 0
Marry him on the sims and see what happens!
libbbby 0
Sims 1, 2 or 3? Hot Date? Vacation? Hopefully he was specific!