Today, after finally giving up on the search for my lost dog, I realized that my neighbors had found her and are convinced that she was a stray. They won't give her up and are now mad at me for trying to take my own dog back. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dog ran away. Luckily my neighbors caught him before he got too far. Now they won't give him back because they think I did something to him to make him want to run away. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally let me take his dog on a walk, after two years of not trusting me to keep her safe. During the walk, a car drove by, causing her to run after it and pulling the leash out of my hand. Five hours later, and I still can't find her. FML
Today, I searched our neighborhood for our lost dog. After screaming at the top of our lungs, driving around in circles, and asking strangers, we realized we took him to the groomers this morning. FML
Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML
Today, I adopted a stray cat that kept showing up at my door. Turns out, it belongs to my neighbours. It wasn’t lost; it just doesn’t like living with them. Now, they want it back. FML
Today, I got home from work and found my dog missing. When I asked my neighbor if she saw what happened, I saw my dog sleeping on her couch. She tried to say it was hers. FML
Today, I lost my dog and so I put up 'lost' signs. As I was coming back home I noticed one had been written on. It said: "Found your dog. Keeping it". FML
Today, I went to check if my neighbours were home to return their dog, having looked after her for a few days. I looked in the window and the place was empty. They'd moved house and stuck us with their dog. FML
Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I said no, she started crying so much that her mom came out 5 minutes later and demanded that I give her daughter the dog. FML
Today, I found the dog I lost while I was dog sitting. It was with its new adoptive family. FML
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mewzik 0
Ouch, that sucks I would definitely get others involved to get your dog back But how did your neighbors not even know that it was your dog?
ForestFire0 1
That's why you have those chips implanted. To fight back against scumbags like these. What a pair of grade-A assholes.
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Comments (151)
soxjennifer 0
umm...mr. lewis?
Aera_fml 0
People like that make me sick. You should have your dog wear its collar at all times, though. If it was wearing it, and they ignored that, bring out papers to prove it. Call your vet. Don't just let them take your best friend! :)
puppyeyes56 0
call the cops and report them. Tell them someone stole something of yours.
atomicliz 0
call the police, if your dog is registered and you have photos of you and the dog together, you'll be able to get your dog back I'm sure
DizzyDemon0 9
You have proof of the purchase of your dog. You have your dog licensed. You have shot records. You have all sorts of proof..Don't be a stupid ass..go get your dog back ya dumb lazy bastard. Fake. If not..then you are retarded. The End.
ohhhhshizzz 0
#45: WTF is your problem? Awww, that sucks ass fat. I love doggies, and if my mom let me get one & someone stole it I'd bitch them out till no end, kick their ass. But first get the cops involved, if you have proof it's your dog they can go to jail for theft. That is really ****** up of them, horrible neighbors you have. I hope you get your dog:)
laxitup 1
yeah i agree with Jaxro if your own dog doesnt recognize its own house right across the road AND its owner, then maybe its not yours after all.
average_girl 0
Umm no collar? Or papers? U should at least get the police involved. I mean dogs aren't cheap. And. Plus a dog is like family so u shouldnt rest till u get ur doggy back..
yes_yes_yes 0
....were you a horrible owner? Perhaps that's the real reason they thought your dog was a stray. Perhaps YOU should take better care of your pets, keep them where they can't be stolen! Fool.
Guairdean 0
Call the Police. They probably know it's your dog and just wanted a free housebroken pet. They're guilty of theft and the authorities should sort it out fairly quickly.