Today, after dating for almost five years, my boyfriend stated that I have a "perfect and amazing personality" but that my looks are not what he "envisioned himself spending the rest of his life with." In other words, I'm ugly. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the guy I was dating told me he thought I was a good person. His reasoning? I'm not ugly enough to be a bad person, but I'm not pretty enough, either. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me because apparently I'm "too beautiful and he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me." FML
Today, I saw my long-distance boyfriend for the first time in 8 months. He dumped me on the spot because I was "uglier" than he remembered. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said I look too ugly when I cry to do it seriously in person. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about our past relationships. He told me that he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was smart and he suited someone who was quite stupid. He then went on to say that I was perfect for him. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't feel like he loved me. His response? "Why else would I be with you? Your looks?" He was serious. FML
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avfcfan89 0
well, at least you have a great personality.
som_fml 0
what the... even if you were absolutely drop dead gorgeous, no one is spending the rest of their lives with it. He does know people age, right?
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Comments (118)
Digithead 0
in other words. He's an idiot.
Plumppotato 3
because he loves her for her personality and not because of her looks? your right. hes an idiot.
lostfaithinpppl 19
OP, get over yourself and enjoy the compliment.
LadyBiatch 7
Dump his ass, and get yourself someone who appreciates your personality over your look. It's not that hard, honey.
Coltronics 0
every guys dream girl is hotter than their real girl, the grass is always greener on the other side of the pasture right, don't pretend that doesn't apply to chicks, if you were with Billy bob you'd be like, damn where's brad Pitt at? some men just have a penchant for wanting to be totally honest and then it comes back to bite them in the ass.
majestydivine_fml 0
well then dump him life is too short for people who don't like you for who you are.
skyeyez9 25
looks are important but not everything. I am not a vain person, but I picked my hubby cause I was attracted to him. I would not marry an ugly man because our future children would share 50% of his DNA. In other words, I do not want buck tooth, hump back children. My hubby is handsome but no supermodel and I love him the way he is. He had features I liked: tall, broad shoulders, blue eyes, nice smile.
lostfaithinpppl 19
In other words, you approached mating just like you would approach, let's say, dog breeding?
Ipreferbroccoli 0
AHAHAHA win!
writerforlife 9
Umm you know he could have meant the opposite
i_am_best_so 0
True!
Funkengine12 0
Hate to be a grammar nazi, but the second quote shouldn't be a quote. "envisioned *himself* spending the rest of *his* life with". Unless your boyfriend speaks in the third person, which would be epic, that's incorrect. If he does, then Funk Engine is sorry.
shortsizeme 0
clearly he turned out to not having a " perfect and amazing personality" or to be the one you "envisioned spending the rest of your life with" either
Molise 0
Ever tried taking care of yourself? Women bitch all the time about how their man looks like a scrub, should shave more often etc. Why shouldn't women apply the same standards to themselves? This coming from a woman by the way...