Today, after dating for almost five years, my boyfriend stated that I have a "perfect and amazing personality" but that my looks are not what he "envisioned himself spending the rest of his life with." In other words, I'm ugly. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the guy I was dating told me he thought I was a good person. His reasoning? I'm not ugly enough to be a bad person, but I'm not pretty enough, either. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me because apparently I'm "too beautiful and he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me." FML
Today, I saw my long-distance boyfriend for the first time in 8 months. He dumped me on the spot because I was "uglier" than he remembered. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said I look too ugly when I cry to do it seriously in person. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about our past relationships. He told me that he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was smart and he suited someone who was quite stupid. He then went on to say that I was perfect for him. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't feel like he loved me. His response? "Why else would I be with you? Your looks?" He was serious. FML
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avfcfan89 0
well, at least you have a great personality.
som_fml 0
what the... even if you were absolutely drop dead gorgeous, no one is spending the rest of their lives with it. He does know people age, right?
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Comments (118)
Sweets_wtc 0
aha #64 thats sooo mean >.< anyways screw him, he's the one who lost something beautiful
sayheyyybabe 0
At least he said you have a perfect and amazing personality :)
BeautifulColours 0
At least you have an amazing personality. Though no-one (but a sadist) would love the hear the second part. But hey, he imagines himself to be with you the rest of his life!
i_is_a_tr00l 0
PSH. AS IF WE DIDNT KNOW YOU WERE UGLY ALREADY. God, you damn moron
DeadMansCrack 4
Well, that Craig Hoffman's a bright kid--you might be ugly.
WhyworldWhy 0
well if he calls you ugly that way he must be ugly and a college nerd. you can do better.
Mortanious 0
That is ****** up. It's a blessing in disguise, forget that **** face and look for a real guy.
victory25 0
Yea, and his stupidiy is not what you envisioned being with for the rest of your life either!!!! Trust me, he will regret it!!!
getreadysetfml 0
but she is the **** face tho she is the ugly one
Rosalind39 0
Someone who really cared about you wouldn't say anything like that. Don't worry, you'll find the right person!