Today, the guy I was dating told me he thought I was a good person. His reasoning? I'm not ugly enough to be a bad person, but I'm not pretty enough, either. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after dating for almost five years, my boyfriend stated that I have a "perfect and amazing personality" but that my looks are not what he "envisioned himself spending the rest of his life with." In other words, I'm ugly. FML
Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I think I'm average looking. He told me that it was OK, unless he wakes up tomorrow with some standards, I'm good enough. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, I'm 36 and I got told the reason I've never been on a date is because everyone I've asked on a date is too pretty for me and that I needed to look for ugly women. FML
Today, a guy didn’t want to take me on a second date. I asked him if it was because I’m not pretty, or because I’m not catwalk model skinny, or too short, and he told me quite openly that it had nothing to do with that, I’m just so boring. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me the reason he dated me was because he was lonely, and I looked lonely enough to like him. FML
Today, I was doubting my boyfriend's feelings for me, so I asked him if he found me attractive. He replied, "Well, you're thin enough…" That's all. FML
Today, a guy was telling me how his girlfriend considers me a "perfect beauty." Not used to getting this sort of compliment every day, I felt extremely flattered… until he started explaining in great detail why he couldn't disagree with her more. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML
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safaeita 32
So ugly people are bad people , and pretty people are good people ? Wow what a reasoning !!! I wouldn't keep dating such a shallow person .
Haggis300 25
Honestly who needs such a ******** in their life?? You deserve better OP
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Comments (29)
safaeita 32
So ugly people are bad people , and pretty people are good people ? Wow what a reasoning !!! I wouldn't keep dating such a shallow person .
holly_fly 34
No, ugly people are bad people, and pretty people are too. DUUUHHH. Everybody knows average looking, and ONLY average looking people can be good people. *heavy sarcasm*
niftyismybitch 21
What I inferred is you are too ugly or too good looking you are a bad person.
AznLuvsMusic 26
People actually believed stuff like this in the 1870's. They identified criminals based on their physical characteristics. So back then, ugly people were supposedly bad people. Perhaps OP's boyfriend is a time traveler from the 1870's since he seems to believe such a dumb thing.
IanTheKorean 8
I mean ik it's supposed to be don't judge a book by it's cover but sometimes it's surprisingly accurate. However that's only my opinion.
lilycups 11
No, the logic there is that ugly people and pretty people are both bad but OP is "mediocre" and therefore good.
HieronymusBoche 13
If I were you, I'd take it as a compliment. Hey, at least he said you weren't ugly or a bad person...
Lalala579121 28
But he also said she wasn't pretty and only said she was a good person based on her looks than actually saying she's a good person
Haggis300 25
Honestly who needs such a ******** in their life?? You deserve better OP
Mowmee 14
Dump him! You obviously deserve a lot better.
soodytheboi 23
Your date (hopefully ex) is like Donald Trump, in that when he says something very insulting, he tries to make it into a compliment, and miserably fails. You can do much better and will do much better OP. As for Trump, we're kinda ******.
Fed21 16
You surely do deserve someone who genuinely appreciates you....I'd suggest you to dump him,he doesn't sound worthy anyway.Best of luck to you OP
Etweens96 25
Sounds like the guy who said to me "I'm surprised the nerds don't go after you." Seriously??? Cut your ties with him cause he sounds like he's not too bright
Rababco 29
He could've meant that you were intelligent since nerds generally value intelligence and knowledge. It doesn't mean he thought you were ugly.
niftyismybitch 21
Guy should come out with a bizzaro dictionary...any other gems?
IsathatSo 8
Kinda get what the guy was saying but he said it very poorly I think he's saying that if you're ugly than that makes you grouchy-stingy (not always true though) And if you're to pretty that makes you better than everyone (not always true though) At least your decently looking and looked upon as a general good character
Calingaladha 21
"And you look like a single person now." I hope OP replied.