Today, after coming back from deployment, I found a homeless guy had broken into my house and made it his home for the last 5 months. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home to a homeless man sleeping in my living room. It turns out he thought my house was abandoned due to its disheveled appearance, and decided to break in. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, I arrived home to find I'd been broken in to. The culprit? An obese homeless man, who I found face down, unconscious, and surrounded by muesli bar wrappers in my pantry. He broke in, ate everything in sight, soiled himself, and passed out. The worst part? The cops don't even believe me. FML
Today, I woke up to a homeless man relentlessly shitting on my porch. FML
Today, I had just gotten home after being away for 8 months. My key didn’t work on my lock and while I was messing the door a man with a child opened. My landlord gave someone my apartment while I was away. FML
Today, I came home to my front door open and a homeless man taking a 'bath' in my sink. If this wasn't bad enough, he refused to leave because 'finders keepers!' FML
Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML
Today, after being in Europe for a month, I got home to find my door wide open and all my stuff gone. I called my dad who was supposed to be watching my house. He told me I should have had someone check on my place while I was gone. FML
Today, I came home to find my home had been broken into. Nothing was taken, but all the drains were plugged and the water left blasting on high, with a note that said “enjoy the mess”. FML
Today, I got home and found all my things thrown out into the yard, including the stuff from my mancave, which I spent thousands of dollars on. Apparently, my girlfriend stopped for a visit while my wife was home. I’d stupidly given her a key. Turns out my wife called out sick today. FML
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hannahtaskey 9
probably the best 5 months of his life.
Iamnotmyself 17
Considering your an army person, I would declare a battle for your house. Rules: One M16 2 clips 1 knife A grenade And a dog
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Comments (192)
storm1217 5
Did he keep the place clean?
alinka_fml 0
maybe it's your woman's new bf lol
robertsa426 0
I suppose that's better than coming home to find your wife sleeping with him and she takes all your money and leaves.
Arch27 27
You have two options, really. 1 - Ask them to leave. Offer to give them a lift to the shelter. If they refuse, call the cops. 2 - Allow them to stay, help them get cleaned up and re-established in society. The homeless are people who have had something traumatic happen to them. Usually they can't help their circumstances. Be sympathetic, but don't be a sucker. Some of them did it to themselves.
Magnimus 4
What are you retarded? Why the hell did you not get a babysitter? Plenty of college students will do that job dirt cheap. Let me guess, they stole all your plumbing and electrical wiring, as well as anything of value in the house. You are penny wise and pound foolish. Dumbass.
SittingInTheSky 6
A babysitter....... for a house????????? Christ you're retarded.
Magnimus 4
I'm a former service member too BTW; but why the hell would you leave your house unattended that long? That's retarded.
missbadluk 0
i completely agree with #175. thank you for your services. (dont mind the MANY ungreateful americans) ps...i woulda whooped thay fools ass!
matthewbowers88 1
I hope he was respectful with your things, throw him out but dude you seriously helped the guy, he could have been on the streets. as a military man i assume its your nature to help people
Lookinforlove10 1
Good thing it wasnt a year deployment or he would of legally owned your house.
jtaylor991 6
as long as they lefy my house in good condition i might be ok with this. i'm nice :) still awkward for u tho...