Today, my boyfriend was breaking up with me because he felt his needs were not met. I asked what I could do to change his mind. He said, "Suck my dick, right now." It got me more turned on than I thought possible. What is wrong with me? FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He decided that the best time would be while I was giving him a blowjob. He then seemed confused as to why I didn't finish. FML
Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML
Today, as I was in the middle of giving my boyfriend head, he looked at me and said "Eat that cockmeat sandwich." He seriously thought it was a turn on. FML
Today, in the middle of sex, my boyfriend sighed, said, "I can't do this any more" and pulled out. After repeatedly asking him what was wrong, he basically told me that I suck in bed. Apparently, the way I "just lie there" makes him feel like a necrophile. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
Today, my boyfriend threatened to break up with me if I don't satisfy his "needs." By "needs", he means me wearing a diaper during foreplay. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML
Today, I was feeling unappreciated and asked my boyfriend if he loves me. He faltered and replied, "Uh, my dick does." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was horny. Since it has been a while, I offered to help. He sighed and complained that he didn't feel attractive and didn't want sex. I laughed and asked if he grew a vagina overnight. He got mad and stomped off. FML
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dreams2383 20
sounds like you like your partner to dominate you and be the one in charge in the bedroom. are you normally the one that takes charge in your daily life? sometimes people who are the dominate ones want to be dominated in the bedroom.
Wadlaen 24
So, you're still together? Congratulations!
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Comments (5)
dreams2383 20
sounds like you like your partner to dominate you and be the one in charge in the bedroom. are you normally the one that takes charge in your daily life? sometimes people who are the dominate ones want to be dominated in the bedroom.
Wadlaen 24
So, you're still together? Congratulations!
poopface82 25
So you like when a man treats you like dirt in the bedroom. Confine it to the bedroom and find a man who’s not a ******** and you’re all set.
Blackiceprincess 3
poopface82 has a point!
Lost Reggie 22
If you like it, keep it up.