Today, after a long day of cleaning, I decided to make a grilled cheese sandwich for lunch. Reaching for what I thought was Pam I coated my bread with spray and put my sandwich in the pan. Pledge makes a great looking sandwich, but the lemony flavor tastes like crap. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried to make a grilled cheese sandwich for myself, but as soon as I started, my mom rushed into the kitchen and criticized me for making it "wrong". She then made the sandwich for me. It tasted significantly worse than when I make them. FML
Today, my lovely boyfriend decided to make grilled cheese on his own for the first time in months. Apparently, within that time span he forgot that plastic doesn't go well with prolonged heat. Goodbye favorite pan and spatula. FML
Today, I opened my lunch at work to discover that my sandwich was a soggy mess. The Tupperware I'd put it in was a piece of crap, and all the mayo had leaked out. I tried to salvage it but then spilled the whole thing in my lap. I ended up eating my lunch with a plastic fork, and even my fingers, like an angry animal. FML
Today, I was halfway through eating a what I though was a delicious sandwich, when I turned it over and saw nasty green mold on the bread. FML
Today, my kids tried to make grilled cheese by turning the toaster sideways. When all was done, it all flew out onto the kitchen floor. Both my kids and my husband left the mess there for me to clean up when I got home. FML
Today, by being clumsy when putting my bread slices on a plate, I invented a sensational new type of sandwich: The Nutella-Salmon-Garlic Double-Decker. FML
Today, while working, a woman complained that she didn't ask for sauce on her sandwich. After examining the sandwich, I realized it was just melted cheese. When I told her, she threw the sandwich at me. FML
Today, after a week of wondering why my room smelled terrible, I found the culprit: a moldy sandwich I'd hidden under my bed during a movie night to avoid sharing it with my brother. I don’t know what’s worse - the smell or the fact that I was outsmarted by a sandwich. FML
Today, I got popcorn when getting groceries. I was excited to see popcorn butter spray on sale and decided to try it. Excited, I made some popcorn while I went to use the can. Butter sprayed like an aerosol can all over my desk and floor. Now, my apartment smells like a movie theater and there's butter EVERYWHERE! FML
Today, I decided to make myself a nice meal. I bought expensive pasta and sauce etc. It looked delicious, I decided the finishing touch would be some parmesan cheese. I grabbed the bag and threw a handful of cheese on my meal. The cheese was about 98% mould. FML
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Top comments
papadugg 0
YDI for using PAM normally to make grilled cheese. Try some BUTTER, or a butter spread~not aerosolized oil.
hannah_elizabeth_fml 7
Why is your Pledge by your PAM?
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Comments (103)
sandrasavage 0
wtf why are people harassing him for using pam?
tfdJam 0
He was probably using PAM to make sure that his sandwich didnt stick to the pan/toasted sandwich maker. guys. Why would anyone think its odd to use the product correctly??
wordgirl 0
Because he DIDN'T use it correctly. He sprayed his sandwich with it! And it wasn't even Pam. You should have to pass a reading test to be able to shop anymore. :p
computerpete 3
Never keep cleaning products and food items in the same closet. You're lucky you didn't accidentally pick up bug spray. Or something highly flammable.
Torunn 13
Not the case. He had just finished cleaning.
BeeSkwaird 0
Is a "looking sandwich" like a looking glass? Can you see your future in it? Learn to hyphenate! :-P
wordgirl 0
Niiiiice, BeeSkwaird. But hyphenation is beyond this kind of moron. "nice looking sandwich..." Like a trip down the Pledge rabbit hole. :D
ninjobliveus13 0
You people will pick apart anything won't you? I'm sitting here worried that kid's sick. HE ATE PLEDGE! Kinda funny though, FYL cause cleaning products taste like crap (I think).
Jiggles11 0
YDI for having spray-on cheese. COME ON!!!!
BeeSkwaird 0
Who said anything about spray-on cheese?
HahaNOTFunnyx_x 0
Cheese . . . ?
JustaAngel 6
First...FYI u should have used butter,hahaha ;-p Secondly...what the hell is pledge doing that close to your stove and ur not paying attention just screams a fail
myfriend_youfail 3
YDI for keeping cleaning products with food products. Those two should never mix, they should be kept far FAR away from each other for two reasons: 1) You might accidentally grab the wrong item and cook with it 2) If a cleaning product leaks, it'll get all over your food products. Then everything will be ruined or contaminated if not tightly sealed in plastic. Nice going. Now go rearrange your cabinets. Preferably BEFORE you mistake the ant poison for salt and pepper packets.
_theman_ 0
id say preferably AFTER he mistakes ant poison for his salt and pepper packets. at least he didnt mistake it for that bright pink can of hairspray he keeps with his pam and pledge. YDI, never ever have i heard of using PAM for grilled cheese. you would have to be a retard to do such a thing, its called be smart and use butter. Margarine or whatever it is, is only one element away from plastic, its terrible for you
aaaaa12345_fml 0
also, water is only 1 atom away from hydrogen peroxide, which will kill you if you drink it. so i guess we shouldn't use water, it must be terrible for you.
YDI_King 0
did you not READ? YDI
oh_dee 0
A complete and total YDI here...