Today, after a long day of cleaning, I decided to make a grilled cheese sandwich for lunch. Reaching for what I thought was Pam I coated my bread with spray and put my sandwich in the pan. Pledge makes a great looking sandwich, but the lemony flavor tastes like crap. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to make a grilled cheese sandwich for myself, but as soon as I started, my mom rushed into the kitchen and criticized me for making it "wrong". She then made the sandwich for me. It tasted significantly worse than when I make them. FML
Today, my lovely boyfriend decided to make grilled cheese on his own for the first time in months. Apparently, within that time span he forgot that plastic doesn't go well with prolonged heat. Goodbye favorite pan and spatula. FML
Today, I opened my lunch at work to discover that my sandwich was a soggy mess. The Tupperware I'd put it in was a piece of crap, and all the mayo had leaked out. I tried to salvage it but then spilled the whole thing in my lap. I ended up eating my lunch with a plastic fork, and even my fingers, like an angry animal. FML
Today, I was halfway through eating a what I though was a delicious sandwich, when I turned it over and saw nasty green mold on the bread. FML
Today, my kids tried to make grilled cheese by turning the toaster sideways. When all was done, it all flew out onto the kitchen floor. Both my kids and my husband left the mess there for me to clean up when I got home. FML
Today, by being clumsy when putting my bread slices on a plate, I invented a sensational new type of sandwich: The Nutella-Salmon-Garlic Double-Decker. FML
Today, while working, a woman complained that she didn't ask for sauce on her sandwich. After examining the sandwich, I realized it was just melted cheese. When I told her, she threw the sandwich at me. FML
Today, after a week of wondering why my room smelled terrible, I found the culprit: a moldy sandwich I'd hidden under my bed during a movie night to avoid sharing it with my brother. I don’t know what’s worse - the smell or the fact that I was outsmarted by a sandwich. FML
Today, I got popcorn when getting groceries. I was excited to see popcorn butter spray on sale and decided to try it. Excited, I made some popcorn while I went to use the can. Butter sprayed like an aerosol can all over my desk and floor. Now, my apartment smells like a movie theater and there's butter EVERYWHERE! FML
Today, I decided to make myself a nice meal. I bought expensive pasta and sauce etc. It looked delicious, I decided the finishing touch would be some parmesan cheese. I grabbed the bag and threw a handful of cheese on my meal. The cheese was about 98% mould. FML
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Top comments
papadugg 0
YDI for using PAM normally to make grilled cheese. Try some BUTTER, or a butter spread~not aerosolized oil.
hannah_elizabeth_fml 7
Why is your Pledge by your PAM?
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Comments (103)
chellinha93 0
I'm waiting for the 'make me a sammich' but with real butter please. xD
lickmyjock 0
I'm gonna stray from the norm and say fyl for tasting pledge, even if you are a moron. just thinking bout it makes me gag. also saying fyl cause karmas a bitch and this is something I would do. one time I made cake. I put some dishwashing liquid in the bowl to get the extra dough off. I then proceeded to go in the drawer to get a spoon and started eating from the bowl. it was horrible and I'll never forget that taste.
blastvortex 4
Pam is for spraying the pan, genius, but you don't even need that for grilled cheese. The butter or margarine you should have put on the bread would've sufficed. YDI.
iamelrebel 0
you're dumb if you didn't notice the can clearly says PLEDGE and not PAM
bibliobhulabalo 3
I love the way you worded this.
956TXking 0
is this the same person who confused "off" for easy off. lol
jw90 18
I'm surprised u had the time to write this considering u should have headed to the doctor the second you knew you devoured the stuff.
thighsofglory 0
Shenanigans. Pledge reeks of fake lemon smell. You'd know right away. Next time clean house, then get high.
msbetsy 0
I concur. Pledge has a strong odor. He would have noticed as soon as he sprayed it.
f_alltheirlives 3
"I CANT BELIVE ITS NOT BUTT-BLEUGHHG"
ozymandias_fml 0
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. Not over the Pledge, but over *trying* to use PAM... That is disgusting.