Today, after a long day of cleaning, I decided to make a grilled cheese sandwich for lunch. Reaching for what I thought was Pam I coated my bread with spray and put my sandwich in the pan. Pledge makes a great looking sandwich, but the lemony flavor tastes like crap. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried to make a grilled cheese sandwich for myself, but as soon as I started, my mom rushed into the kitchen and criticized me for making it "wrong". She then made the sandwich for me. It tasted significantly worse than when I make them. FML
Today, my lovely boyfriend decided to make grilled cheese on his own for the first time in months. Apparently, within that time span he forgot that plastic doesn't go well with prolonged heat. Goodbye favorite pan and spatula. FML
Today, I opened my lunch at work to discover that my sandwich was a soggy mess. The Tupperware I'd put it in was a piece of crap, and all the mayo had leaked out. I tried to salvage it but then spilled the whole thing in my lap. I ended up eating my lunch with a plastic fork, and even my fingers, like an angry animal. FML
Today, I was halfway through eating a what I though was a delicious sandwich, when I turned it over and saw nasty green mold on the bread. FML
Today, my kids tried to make grilled cheese by turning the toaster sideways. When all was done, it all flew out onto the kitchen floor. Both my kids and my husband left the mess there for me to clean up when I got home. FML
Today, by being clumsy when putting my bread slices on a plate, I invented a sensational new type of sandwich: The Nutella-Salmon-Garlic Double-Decker. FML
Today, while working, a woman complained that she didn't ask for sauce on her sandwich. After examining the sandwich, I realized it was just melted cheese. When I told her, she threw the sandwich at me. FML
Today, after a week of wondering why my room smelled terrible, I found the culprit: a moldy sandwich I'd hidden under my bed during a movie night to avoid sharing it with my brother. I don’t know what’s worse - the smell or the fact that I was outsmarted by a sandwich. FML
Today, I got popcorn when getting groceries. I was excited to see popcorn butter spray on sale and decided to try it. Excited, I made some popcorn while I went to use the can. Butter sprayed like an aerosol can all over my desk and floor. Now, my apartment smells like a movie theater and there's butter EVERYWHERE! FML
Today, I decided to make myself a nice meal. I bought expensive pasta and sauce etc. It looked delicious, I decided the finishing touch would be some parmesan cheese. I grabbed the bag and threw a handful of cheese on my meal. The cheese was about 98% mould. FML
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Top comments
papadugg 0
YDI for using PAM normally to make grilled cheese. Try some BUTTER, or a butter spread~not aerosolized oil.
hannah_elizabeth_fml 7
Why is your Pledge by your PAM?
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Comments (103)
fuuuuuuuuu 0
go America!
Erindub 0
You wouldn't have smelled the damn lemony scent? Come on?!
jarly 0
FAKE!! This seriously does not happen! If you eat pledge you DIE! And are you dead? Yeah.... Didn't think so. >:D HA!
john_cena_fml 0
If this it true, you're an idiot. Pledge cans look nothing like Pam cans. You have to have a severe case of Down's Syndrome to confuse the two.
jarly 0
john_cena, be respectful. Some people actually have Down's so how would you feel if you had it and saw someone wrote that.
guy_on_the_couch 0
You should have put the Pam on the skillet like normal people do... Then you might have noticed... Idiot...
ole_and_lena 0
YDI for not noticing the smell of the pledge on the frying pan BEFORE you made the grilled cheese
jisatsu 0
moral of the story: Pledge isn't flammable... go figure
rakume 0
I'm sry but when did ppl start putting cleaning supplies in the spice cabinet?
stoobo 0
What on earth is Pam?
fmljw 2
if it were, the FML would read "Today, after a long day of cleaning, I decided to make a grilled cheese sandwich for lunch. Reaching for what I thought was Pam I coated my bread with spray and put my sandwich in the p- WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! AHHHHH! IT BURNS!!! .....I no longer have any eyebrows. FML"