Today, after a badly misjudged hand signal, I accidentally hit my boss in the face instead of high-fiving her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML
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supr_sexy 9
should have high fived her again after slapping her.
Tripartita 45
Hey, we've all been there, OP. The number of turning cyclists I've ran into the street to high five is in the dozens.
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Comments (52)
ILikeKoalas 24
I used to pull away from hugging my ex and accidentally whack him in the face, good times
heyalmao 13
High-Face
greenwichgal 15
Pound it
MadJessTic 29
Face Palm!!!!
MorbidInsanity 11
Be more cognizant of what's going on. YDI
LyricaSilvan 30
Yikes. Hopefully she accepted the explanation that it was an accident.
DemCideOhShiz 8
"thats for scheduling me to work on Saturday, bitch!"
zaidthunder1 27
How's that....even possible? That's some serious miscommunication right there.
toolazytotype99 18
What exactly did you think her hand signal meant?
SLFrankyD 9
You're fired!