Today, after a badly misjudged hand signal, I accidentally hit my boss in the face instead of high-fiving her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML
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supr_sexy 9
should have high fived her again after slapping her.
Tripartita 45
Hey, we've all been there, OP. The number of turning cyclists I've ran into the street to high five is in the dozens.
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Comments (52)
jk_waks23 19
I hope your résumé is great! Because you probably are going to need another job! :p Or she laughs it off! Hopefully the second
cheshireau 26
Face five!
NightOWL666 14
Admit it. You saw your opportunity and slapped your boss. You're a hero, the rest of us only dream...
rangersaprentice 8
Why did you think that was a good idea in the first place?
RecklessNapkin 16
i didn't hit you, i high-fived your face.
Xamry14 10
"Accidentally"