Today, after I got dumped a few months ago, I wrote a love letter to win her back. Romantic, right? She didn't think so. She called the cops. Now I may lose my job and my pension, and have to start life over at 40. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend found a letter I'd written to myself for moral support while we were broken up, in which I explained why we would never work out. Apparently I made a convincing argument. FML
Today, I wrote a song for my ex-girlfriend, hoping maybe we could give it another try. I emailed it to her and went about my day, wondering if she would respond. About six hours later, a deputy knocks on my door and serves me with an order of protection. FML
Today, my ex got dumped by his girlfriend. Seeing my opportunity, I sent him a song I'd written for him, about how much I still love him. He sent it on to the girl who had just dumped him, claiming he had written it. They're now back together. FML
Today, I wrote a long, loving and emotional Christmas letter to my girlfriend, leaving it for her to read when she woke up. Halfway through the day, I received a text stating that she saw my "breakup letter" and threw out all my stuff. I can't even contact her now. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy. Last week, she wrote sweet things like "Love you forever" and "Light of my life" on my arm cast. I have to wait two more weeks until it's taken off. FML
Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML
Today, in a desperate attempt to get fired, I sent a sexual love letter to my boss. We're going on our first date tomorrow. FML
Today, I found out my "wonderful" boyfriend was recently dumped by another woman, not just after he started stalking her, but after he wrote her a love letter in his own blood. FML
Today, I found out my ex had been writing about our relationship to Postsecret. Apparently, she'd been sorry and wanted me back if I still loved her. I have absolutely no idea what she's talking about. I left after 8 months of unreturned texts, calls, emails, and meet-ups. FML
Today, I wrote the girl I love a long, gushy letter to convince her to be with me instead of her abusive ex. Later on, I asked her what she thought. She said she can't read cursive. She chose the ex. FML
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core01 30
Listen, you can pretend it was a love letter, but cops dont get involved for simple love letters. You scared the shit out of her.
haydenhades 21
yeah no way the cops would get involved over a “love” letter.
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Iamthebanzai22 21
Check put Kenneth Craig's channel on Youtube. Also, good luck with HR and the cops, I am sure they have done some pretty dumb stuff for love as well.
core01 30
Listen, you can pretend it was a love letter, but cops dont get involved for simple love letters. You scared the shit out of her.
haydenhades 21
yeah no way the cops would get involved over a “love” letter.
Gubbon 17
I don't think anyone thought it was romantic to begin with.
TomeDr 25
There’s a line between romantic and creepy. I’m guessing you crossed it.
great_nate 26
What did you write that the police are seriously involved?
Lost Reggie 22
One letter shouldn't warrant police involvement. Always have a trusted friend read through this sort of thing before you send it. Repeated letters could constitute harassment, but you claim only one.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Damn, what did you write in that letter that warranted the cops to show up??? Sheesh, to paraphrase a movie title, she's just not that into you.
UniUni 20
Why do I feel like the words "if I can't have you, nobody can" was used in the "love letter" because why would the cops get involved?