Today, after a badly misjudged hand signal, I accidentally hit my boss in the face instead of high-fiving her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to go give my boss a high five for a job well done. I missed his hand and accidentally slapped his ass on the way down. FML
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Today, my co-worker threw a rubber mallet at my face, and I broke my finger in the process of saving my face. She then told me to "take it up with HR, bitch". She's the HR manager. FML
Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML
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supr_sexy 9
should have high fived her again after slapping her.
Tripartita 45
Hey, we've all been there, OP. The number of turning cyclists I've ran into the street to high five is in the dozens.
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Comments (52)
Tripartita 45
Hey, we've all been there, OP. The number of turning cyclists I've ran into the street to high five is in the dozens.
xGoldColossus 7
Let your boss smack you back
Zebediabolical 45
Go to wikihow.com and search for 'How to high five'. Step by step instructions. With video for each. You're welcome.
isnobodyhere 32
You have done what every employee wish they could do!
brunanolasco 11
That sounds like such a thing I would do... I feel ya
thraax 14
I guess she didn't see that one coming
ThrottleJockey 36
At least you didn't smack her on the ass.
SoBeSatan 22
I'm not sure how this happens but I feel for you. I hope you two were able to laugh it off.
russfml 31
No one should have to face that kind of high five. I'll leave now
Krycek_fml 19
I agree your life sucks but your boss probably deserved it.