Today, a woman who works in the clinic across the road told me that my glass isn't frosted enough and she and all her patients can see me when I shower. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at my job at a frozen yogurt shop, an elderly woman gladly announced that I'd be seeing a lot of her due to the vaginal infection that she has. Thank you for that, ma'am. FML
Today, my patient knocked my glasses off as I assisted him in the shower. We both looked in terror as they fell into his unflushed toilet. This patient was isolated due to a contagious infection. FML
Today, at work as an optician, I gave a little girl a new pair of glasses and asked her if she could see better with them. She replied, "Oh, yeah, you've got two big zits on your nose!" FML
Today, as the only female manager, I had to talk to a worker about her hygiene. I asked if she had the means and a place to shower. She rolled her eyes and said of course she did, but found daily bathing unnecessary, and that a couple times a month does her just fine. The whole staff would disagree. FML
Today, I worked in a clinic as a intern. A nurse was called to dry a woman's hair. I followed her, trying to be a good intern. After the nurse was done, the 72 year old woman took off her bathrobe. While looking at me she sat down, her legs wide open. And, yes, she knew she was naked. FML
Today, at the end of my shift with a long line of customers, the older woman I was checking out calmly said, "You should take a minute to fix your hair dear, we have all been talking about it while we waited." FML
Today, I used a public restroom with very shiny floors. So shiny, in fact, that I could see a clear reflection of the person in the next stall. I'm pretty sure they could see me too. FML
Today, I went to my gynecologist's for a check-up. After the doctor checked me I went to the bathroom. It turns out the walls aren't soundproofed, because I could hear the doctor telling his assistant, "God! How did she ever find a husband?" FML
Today, while working at my tanning salon, a woman came in and I put her in a booth, which are all stand up. After she comes out, I go in to clean it and realize that floor is all wet. I questioned her about it and she replies, "Oh, I peed, that's not a drain?". FML
Today, I went to the gynecologist. As she was checking me out, she said, "Wow. So you must get wet a lot." It took me several minutes to realize she was talking about my job bathing dogs. FML
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Top comments
ILikeKoalas 24
Well now you know, and now you can buy a curtain, and never make an appointment with that clinic
karcummings 19
hopefully you don't go to that pharmacy cause that would become awkward quickly.
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Comments (50)
Jowisee 29
Love the username OP. Maybe time to invest in some blinds?!
fpants2010 18
At least she told you, hopefully sooner rather than later!
gracehi 33
I'm standing naked in front of a frosted window as I write this... Hmmmmm...
daemonsparta 16
work it lol ;)
MonCapitan 4
Is it an impotence clinic? Maybe you can get a pay check.
Dwarfed 9
well atleast she said something, still have to wonder how many people saw you doing whatever it is you do in there ;)
oasis359 13
ask her if she enjoys the view.
hank0311 10
This is also funny as shit as I just read another one about a little boy falling through a fence staring at the girl next door taking a shower with no frosted glass. I did not realize this was a problem. Hey genus if you can see out the window it is not frosted and weirdos are watching you
SPN_lover666 27
Don't make fun of someones intelligence when you can't even spell genius. Genus is a group of related living things (as plants or animals) that ranks below the family in scientific classification and is made up of one or more species. The more you know.
leafeon523 20
I think the story would be a lot funnier if the original poster was a man.
wanted_2_want 40
No no no. That's not right. Where do you live again?! ?
xcturnus 3
okay I'm just going to say it, your name is perfect for this FML.