Today, I was riding my bike to the local grocery store to pick up some supplies for dinner. On the way down, traveling down a hill, I hit a drain with no lid. I went to grab hold of the nearest object to soften my fall. That nearest object was a barbed wire fence. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went biking. I attempted a large hill and lost control, slipped, and fell ten feet into a sewage pit. Riding home covered in crap, my sock caught my chain and I flipped over my bike. My dad had to spray me with the garden hose, bloody and shitty, in the front yard. FML
Today, while riding my bike on the sidewalk, I came across a ladder. To avoid bad luck, I swerved around it into the street. I got hit by a car. FML
Today, I was putting my horse away into her pasture, when I slipped in the mud. In a haisty attempt to support myself, I grabbed the electric fence in on hand, and my horse with the other. The shock from the fence traveled through me to her, sending her running and leaving me with 2 broken teeth. FML
Today, while riding a massive draft horse, the horse thought it would be fun to walk under a very low apple tree that sat level with his back. A branch hit me and made me fall off onto a coil of barbed wire, twisting my ankle in the process. FML
Today, I was hiking down a steep hill, and I slipped. I instinctively grabbed the nearest object to me: a very prickly cactus. FML
Today, while riding back from a weekend away with my boyfriend, we crashed his motorbike, resulting in us getting thrown over a barbed wire fence into a forest. I woke up in hospital. Apparently, in his adrenaline rush, he climbed back on his bike and continued his trip, forgetting all about me. FML
Today, as I was pulling into my driveway, I hit my fence. The same fence that I had repaired last week because I had run into it. FML
Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML
Today, I was helping some neighbors corral and tag their cattle. Deciding to take a break, I turned my back to all 3 men and jumped down from an old, rusty gate. Luckily, the sharp piece of metal sticking out of it barely missed my skin. Instead it tore off the ass of both my pants and undies. FML
Today, on a whim, I decided to try parkour. I climbed a chain link fence and fell off, right onto my face. Then the owner of the property shouted at me. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Crazee108 3
I literally cringed. OUch dude.
Happy_Elf 0
Christ! Either way you'd be in a lotta pain O_o Though, at least hurting your hands is better than possibly splitting your head open ^,^ But seriously, FYL
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (95)
overkill_78 4
Ouch, but YDI for not watching the road.
TrollofTrolls 0
YDI FOR BEING A ******* LOSER AND TAKING THE TIME TO LEARN HOW TO RIDE A BIKE, USE A ******* CAR YOU HOBO ITS ******* FASTER IF YOU DIDNT HEAR, AND IT ALSO DOESNT ******* CRASH HITTING A SMALL HOLE.
kingston52 0
looks like someone has a promising social life
bartmasta 0
Stop being an idiot. You're the worst troll I've ever seen. A troll doesn't announce he's trolling, the whole point is so no one knows.
GabriLee 0
HAHAHAHA 22, you're a comment genius. I agree, do people have nothing better to do than to make themselves look like a moron on a very frequently visited site? I understand 'trolls' get a few giggles while typing it, but really? Three times in a row? Take up gardening or something, it's more productive than being an idiot.
ninja578 0
you poor lonely idiot... i do have pity for your never seen the other side of your mom's basement face
KumoFF7 3
Barbed wire on the way back from a grocery store? Do you shop at prison or something? YDI
shhhhh 0
well im 2nd. hehe and i hope your ok!
alliemi 0
Well I'm 68th and I hope you guys learn some grammar real ******* soon
00yoda4 0
nice #68 nice :P
zem5 0
I'm 93rd nice to meet you
DearLar 0
Well apparently you don't understand grammar either; you forgot a period at the end of your sentence.
Crazee108 3
I literally cringed. OUch dude.
Arinwyn 0
oww..
Happy_Elf 0
Christ! Either way you'd be in a lotta pain O_o Though, at least hurting your hands is better than possibly splitting your head open ^,^ But seriously, FYL
RhymePrime 7
YDI for being drunk
chinCHILLaOUT 0
where the **** does it say he's drunk?
DirtyDiana_fml 0
lol #6
028buttons 0
jebus, I'll probably do that someday
tempaccount 0
Um? How was there a fence near an open drain? I mean, how were you riding that fast TOWARDS A FENCE? It must have been like parallel and REALLY close to the road or something.
DameGreyWulf 1
I had to think about it too, but then I remembered we have a drain in our yard... two, actually (one open, one not). So... I suppose OP was actually riding by a fence when he hit the drain...? Still sort of an awkward picture, but I suppose that's the character limit's fault. I've had a nasty meeting with a wood fence laced with barbed wire while I was on a three-wheeler, myself. Not pretty stuff. FYL OP.
xf0rg0tt3nx 0
Ow.. that must have really hurt. I've seen a similar story about this one person hiking up a mountain and he/she tripped and the nearest thing was an electric or barbed wire fence (I forgot which.) TENTH!