Today, my landlord compared me to his idiot son for not plunging a toilet. This is the same toilet he explicitly told me not to plunge last week, because of a possible leak into the basement. We have been peeing outside for a week waiting on him. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my landlord refused to send a plumber over to unclog the sink. Now he wants me to pay for water damages because he didn't call a plumber sooner. FML
Today, the landlord of our building constructed a bathroom in the space under the stairs, outside my office, on the other side of a thin wall. He must have some kind of bowel disorder, because now I get to hear the sounds of his loud, wet and gassy pooping several times per day. FML
Today, I witnessed my neighbor draining his sewage-clogged plumbing into my backyard. FML
Today, and for the last two weeks, my asshole landlord refuses to fix the hot water supply. My shower is now so cold that peeing on myself while washing is actually helping. I need a new place. FML
Today, I was excited by the thought of the bathroom in my rental being replaced after the plumber advised that the leak can't be easily fixed. Instead, the owner has decided to fully renovate and is kicking me out. FML
Today, after my landlord has refused to fix the bathroom plumbing problem in my apartment for several days, I had to buy cat litter for myself. FML
Today, my work finally hired someone to replace some leaky pipes. I work in the basement by myself, and just as I walked under the newly-fixed pipes, I got soaked with what appeared to be water. Apparently it was connected to a toilet. My boss couldn't find a replacement, so they made me work covered in piss. FML
Today, my boyfriend is mad at his landlady because she hasn’t followed through yet on the new front door she promised a month ago. He, on the other hand, has neither cleaned the toilet, nor washed any dishes since he moved in. Which was… a month ago. FML
Today, after waiting two hours for my landlord to leave so I could take a shit in peace, I sat down on the toilet. The doorbell immediately rang. It was my landlord, who wanted to let me know that he had just backed into my car. FML
Today, my boyfriend accused me of making an FML about him. I let him know that if I were going to make an FML, it would be about how he doesn’t flush the toilet after he uses it. He responded by not flushing the toilet again this morning. FML
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Top comments
bachooka 5
Where have you been pooping?
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
In the litter box :O
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Comments (132)
DrDilllonReese 12
Keep peeing outside then.
raphanne_fml 33
Or plunge the toilet....
DrDilllonReese 12
Or use the landlord's toilet every time nature calls.
Epsilonyx 15
Pee on your landlord. :D
n_epic_fail 14
It's only because your in Kanas. Click your heals three times and everything will be fine.
Damn_Hippster 11
Where do you do a number 2 then?
austin0023 0
47- heels****
Soreeyeah 17
47 & 55. It's KANSAS.. Duh
Mean_Mr_Mustard 9
57- If I may ask, how does your comment apply to 55?
SeaMen 3
63- 55 was correcting 47 trying to act smart but didn't realize a more obvious mistake....57 then pointed it out to 55 who isn't as smart he thinks he is
Mean_Mr_Mustard 9
67- Thank you for clearing that up for me. I appreciate it =) Carry on..
hinchkongfang 0
Where have you been peeing? In the bushes?? Where do you do a poo???
DesmondF 0
:D
enonymous 9
Plunge the Bushes problem solved and your landlord will be happy
FckYoCOUCH 6
47 - learn to spell before trying to make a comment like that.
Dani1123 0
I agree. Keep peeing(:
eurostar710 11
And your poop?
Brooke57 8
Smart man...
jacob4848 4
I bet OP's willy will become chilly this winter.
btnhdude 0
~lovers wanna love, haters wanna hate, Idon'twantnoneoftheabove!... I wanna pee on youu!.... Drip drip drip! Pip pip pip! Turn your body!... Into a toilet potty!~
Grimmerie 31
85, WTF are you smoking?
DrDilllonReese 12
Something pretty strong...
etphonehome10 0
agreeed with 102 something way too strong maybe?
btnhdude 0
Dave Chapelle refference..
McMike10 1
That's a shitty situation
THE_A_TEEN 28
I have a fully loaded M4A1 carbine and i'm not afraid to use it....
HeavyScout 0
(insert generic threat here)
narf887 4
Hummm I have a full load in my pants does it make a difference
ComTlancy 12
Let's keep the toilet humour to a minimum guys. I'm feeling 'flushed' and these jokes are 'piss-weak'.
flockz 20
68- just shat up.
Justforlolz 14
All these "shit" comments are pissing me off. Stop with that crap.
superangryandy 2
21- it says you are from California so, automatic weapons are illegal. Also you are 16 years old so you cannot possess a rifle until you turn 18.
THE_A_TEEN 28
#116, Clearly I was joking about owning a M4A1 in california and I was expressing my rage against "shitty situation" comments. Understand jokes, it's a recurring theme in fml comments, plus I post outrageous stuff. Last thing, I do own a M4A1 carbine, but it's in an armory in my uncles ranch in El Salvador. ;)
thaCODgod 4
I agree 21.
Turner_22 0
3 - That comment is on every FML I have read today. -_-
jaewow 0
That freakin sucks! I can say that I think he's an idiot!
bachooka 5
Where have you been pooping?
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
In the litter box :O
Perksofbeingawal 0
In my mouth
meelo88 13
just plunge the toilet...the basement is his problem......he has to man up sooner or later....he can't be ignorant forever
KennKenn 0
Should have peed in his toilet.
SlyTail 5
I would be aiming my piss at his car.
aprilmayjune93 0
Urine trouble..
IAmNotAnAnimal 9
You should piss on him.
sarahmcgeee 5
darn, I was going to say that. haaha
thisisafunnyname 12
tell him to piss off
LotsaLaughs 5
Haha, I get it
ArentICute 0
Block his toiletts and steal his plungers.