butimarealbear
United States
Today, my mother started dating a man who insists people call him 'Panda'. FML
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green_eggs_and_h 0
Or Po.
iAmScrubs 19
Panda no like being called regular name. Panda strong like warrior!
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Comments (186)
green_eggs_and_h 0
Or Po.
OWNZ 0
Sounds like she cant BEAR the thought of calling him Panda!
whyXD 13
Then call him panda.
Keyman1212 14
Hey, you can tell your friends your mom is ******* a Panda! You'll be the coolest kid on the block.
Flutist 3
Sad Panda just want love.
iLove2LoveU 0
I don't see the FML in this! your moms dating a guy named panda!! awesome!!
dolphincheddar 10
pandas are awesome. they are black, white and asian at the same time!
chaps93 6
Pablo Sandoval?
dummbrunette 0
if he starts making you call him "Puff Daddy" that's when you should start worrying
juicedboi 7
Don't be racist, be a Panda lover. Black White and Asian.
zendaddy0 0
so what dude has a nickname
Iamaninchworm 0
Oh maker save me from 13s bad puns by releasing a blight to devour him...
Andrew1122 0
isn't that better than Big Daddy
lalala2589 0
He better make some good noodles. Noodles or gtfo.
mmorgan9218 5
DA reference?
imustbeinsane 2
Sexual Harrasment Panda
chuckychan 8
wadda player
rockindyl22 0
Real life pedobear?
Cokie_the_Clown 5
Pedo the Panda.
Crncj 0
mommy and panda
12em12 1
He's pedobear in disguise.
Iamnotmyself 17
Big Panda want sex NOW
ShakeMeDown 12
he must be asian
coffeygirl12 14
I think he's my uncle... we don't talk to him...
Manganimegrl 16
Now I want to make my friends call me Panda!!
wooni0104 2
he must be Asian.
wooni0104 2
dang I just said he must be asian
BattlingJason 14
Is he a black belt?
ImaWiseGuy 5
and that doesn't set off any crazy indicators with your mom?
daBeast155 0
just be careful of his lectures of sexual harassment
daBeast155 0
just be careful of his lectures of sexual harassment
daBeast155 0
just be careful of his lectures of sexual harassment
zukinihudini 0
i know someone that goes by Panda
LardZilla 11
No, he's a dragon warrior.
hiyourcute 0
No, he's pablo sandoval
ArentICute 0
No, he's Chuck Norris.
littobunnay 0
at least it's not the Kung Fu panda :)
yo_bro_hoe 5
that would be awesome! lol
NatandAlexrhot 6
I love pandas :3
ImmortalKratos 0
jack black is annoying -__-
SoKeshaHasWeed 0
Maybe he wants to be like Eminem in 8 Mile and have an animal nickname...
hellokat1 0
He sounds like a keeper!
ChrisIsANinja 3
Definitely!
PurpleWaffles 2
Yeah, in the basement.
TheOtherMakona 0
With a shovel.
Mysanitywins 10
With no lights on.
iAmScrubs 19
While wearing a hockey mask.
dummbrunette 0
I wouldn't even poke it on Facebook.
Iamaninchworm 0
Wearing a swimsuit with a crotch hole.
iAmScrubs 19
Panda no like being called regular name. Panda strong like warrior!
DarkHelmet 10
LOL Classic!
Carebear423 0
I freaking love all your comments iAmScrubs.
ebroski6 0
I am scrubs is what makes FML so funny
hmbsfp 0
iamscrubs u always make my day!
Mi24hind 0
So, people are switching from vampires to Panda's? Oh joy.
daxter136 0
yay about time the panda takes over those dumb vampires who look so fake
Iamaninchworm 0
And why are you saying this like its bad??? Pandas foreva.
iSitt 0
maybe that will get the preteens out of the science fiction. isles at the bookstires.
Shayton 12
does he know kung fu?
lindon555 0
does he look like a panda?
SwaggerMelon 6
Is it really you ChillLaxBroPandaLanders?