Today, a woman somehow managed to drop her wedding ring into the garbage at the fast food place where I work. I had to search through a full bag of half eaten food and soda to find it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found my wife crying. She said she’d lost her diamond ring. I backtracked her activities and suggested where to look. She found it in the fridge. She now thinks I hid it there. FML
Today, I proposed to the love of my life by having the waitress place the ring in her dessert. She ate the whole thing and didn't find the ring. I guess the waitress stole the ring. FML
Today, I thought the ring my boyfriend bought for me had fallen off while emptying the trash into the bin. After panicking and emptying a week's worth of rubbish onto the ground, I found my ring safe and sound. On my other hand. FML
Today, my best friend invited me to dinner at his house. When I went to the toilet, I found my wife's wedding ring in a cup, which she'd lost a week ago. FML
Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML
Today, my dog somehow managed to swallow a ring that my mother had bought me. Now I must carefully poke and search through each pile of dog crap I find in my yard for the next week. FML
Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML
Today, I couldn't find my phone. Worried that I'd accidentally thrown it in the trash, I emptied out all the bins and searched the garbage. An hour later, my daughter said she'd found it by the bathroom sink. FML
Today, I found my missing wedding band inside my 2-year old's pull up. It was accompanied by two coins, a Hot Wheels car, a pebble, and a dead bug. FML
Today, I thought I'd lost the ring that my boyfriend had given me, in the snow, in the dark. I spent a half hour with a flashlight searching every part of my driveway. The ring was on my kitchen windowsill the whole time. I took it off earlier to do dishes. FML
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fallsupstairs 6
Why didn't she go through the trash herself?
kickazz16 15
Shit happens, but hey you were kind enough to do it, so thanks for being a great person :)
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Comments (151)
SteveTheJanitor 6
Welcome to my life...
SPD935 5
Did she not have arms? It wasn't your ring, why were you digging for it?
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
Well she obviously didn't know she dropped it in there
SPD935 5
54, I don't think you understand. I meant why was the OP looking for the ring. If the owner did not recognize the fact she lost the ring, how could the OP?
SadinSherman 16
Op saw her drop the ring and thought they would do a nice thing
CabooseWins 0
54- Then why did the OP have to go looking for it? EDIT: Sorry, didn't realize that someone else already commented.
Joshoa123 16
You should feel proud. that's a very sentimental item that someone lost. And YOU found it. :D
hannahcorrine 0
Bring it to Mordor!
iNomBaconz 0
I cannot simply walk into Mordor!
CryMoreFMLs 15
Bribe the gatesman with hobbits. He might let you in.
NoNotTheFace 8
Did you notice a peculiar smell while you were digging through the garbage? That, my friend, is the smell of discovery.
FaceCramps 4
I love spongebob!!!!! also,... I wud wanna know. are you a girl or a boy??? because it is not written in your profile...
Goldenchest 14
Why does it matter?
TheSmoothDude 10
What's the big deal? The food is already trash when you sell it.
tayza249 20
I agree. I work at mcdonalds as a cashier, but I always end up having to clear rubbish and food off tables that are right next to a bin, because people are too lazy to dispose of it themselves. I hate being treated like a servant
tayza249 20
Sorry that was supposed to be a reply to the post below this one
Freenow_fml 5
I worked in fast food for quite a long time, and trust, you don't HAVE to search trhough garbage youself. When a costumer lost something, I used to tell him to look himself. There's enough work to do in a fast food without being at costumers every will ! People should understand that working there is NOT an easy job, there's tones of things to do. I think everybody should work in a fast food at least for a day to understand what it is. So people, you lost your ring, your watch ? Like I say to my kids : you're grown enough to lose it, you're grown enough to find it back.
THE_A_TEEN 28
I work at a restaurant, thank you with those words...
Wheredidgrungego 12
Look in the garbage long enough and you'll actually find all the quality meat that fast food places throw out.
Pantriar 2
Why did you have to search through it when it was her fault she lost it? And did you actually find it?
rocker_chick105 31
Is this it? No! Is *this* it?? No thats an onion ring!