Today, a woman somehow managed to drop her wedding ring into the garbage at the fast food place where I work. I had to search through a full bag of half eaten food and soda to find it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found my wife crying. She said she’d lost her diamond ring. I backtracked her activities and suggested where to look. She found it in the fridge. She now thinks I hid it there. FML
Today, I proposed to the love of my life by having the waitress place the ring in her dessert. She ate the whole thing and didn't find the ring. I guess the waitress stole the ring. FML
Today, I thought the ring my boyfriend bought for me had fallen off while emptying the trash into the bin. After panicking and emptying a week's worth of rubbish onto the ground, I found my ring safe and sound. On my other hand. FML
Today, my best friend invited me to dinner at his house. When I went to the toilet, I found my wife's wedding ring in a cup, which she'd lost a week ago. FML
Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML
Today, my dog somehow managed to swallow a ring that my mother had bought me. Now I must carefully poke and search through each pile of dog crap I find in my yard for the next week. FML
Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML
Today, I couldn't find my phone. Worried that I'd accidentally thrown it in the trash, I emptied out all the bins and searched the garbage. An hour later, my daughter said she'd found it by the bathroom sink. FML
Today, I found my missing wedding band inside my 2-year old's pull up. It was accompanied by two coins, a Hot Wheels car, a pebble, and a dead bug. FML
Today, I thought I'd lost the ring that my boyfriend had given me, in the snow, in the dark. I spent a half hour with a flashlight searching every part of my driveway. The ring was on my kitchen windowsill the whole time. I took it off earlier to do dishes. FML
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fallsupstairs 6
Why didn't she go through the trash herself?
kickazz16 15
Shit happens, but hey you were kind enough to do it, so thanks for being a great person :)
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Comments (151)
wriptidez 0
thick gloves?
stevenmx86 8
Sucks op.. Should've made her dig for it!
RaquelW 7
symbolic irony.
mistersheezy 7
Dude that sucks!
ScarletBloom 14
I'm glad to know that such a kind person still still exist. I though it has been wiped off from the face of the earth. I salute you!
jeinnor 0
U made me realise that she did do something nice. Thx for that.
tayza249 20
Should have made her find it herself. I'm sure that searching through garbage is NOT part of your job description!
hungarianmaori1 4
At least she didn't drop it in a porta-loo meaning you didn't have to look through a whole container of sewerage..
Gloria_GDA 0
Woooowwww she is lazy
dadof2 4
ummmm not your job she should not have taken it off that would be the only way to actually throw it away and mabe she was tryin to get closer to you just mabe
ohSNAPyall 27
You could get a plastic / rubber spacer to put on the bottom of the ring near your palm. This would take up some extra room and make the ring feel smaller since you can't resize it.
dadof2 4
heres a thought they do sell pieces that go on the ring to resize it cheap and easy but i guess throwing out your symbol of marriage is better huh
sweettpie129 11
At my camp we have a compost bin and my best friend thought she dropped her invisiline in it so we almost had to go through with only short gloves on but then someone told us they found it so I'm lucky but fyl