Today, a woman came into my life and took all I had left in the world. The woman was my hair stylist. She took my hair and the last of my money. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML
Today, I got a haircut. I wanted three inches cut off. When the lady finished, she had cut off everything but three inches of my hair. FML
Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML
Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML
Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML
Today, my best friend was doing my hair. She got frustrated and exclaimed, "It won't stay!" I replied with, "Just like your mom!" It was then that I remembered her mom had just left her dad and moved out of the house to be with someone else. FML
Today, my new girlfriend canceled my badly needed haircut appointment. She feels that having my female hairstylist wash and cut my hair involves "too much touching" and "counts as cheating." FML
Today, I went to the hairdresser and changed my hairstyle drastically. It wasn't until she was nearly done that she said, "I just KNEW this style wasn't going to suit you." FML
Today, I got offered a free $80 salon haircut by a girl I've liked for awhile. Thinking this was my chance to get close to her, I accepted, only to find out it was for a class her boyfriend was teaching. He was the one cutting my hair. FML
Today, the last customer of the night shift handed me their money along with a wad of their hair. FML
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Top comments
604 11
If you chose to spend the last of your money on a haircut, you kinda deserved it...
cacheson 42
Sounds like not her fault... hope the haircut helps you get a better job!
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Comments (21)
abut95 8
Burn it down.
604 11
If you chose to spend the last of your money on a haircut, you kinda deserved it...
newemby 0
your hair is all you had left in the world? that sounds incredibly overdramatic.
Amdwew 2
Why so much money dou
ThrottleJockey 36
You know when they say, "hair today, gone tomorrow."
cacheson 42
Sounds like not her fault... hope the haircut helps you get a better job!
redblips 13
I feel you, this place is a frozen wasteland on a good day. Good luck OP!
RichardPencil 32
I'll bet most of the cost was from weeding in your nether regions.
TabooSushi 24
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
How did what appears to be a lame attempt at a dad joke end up being published as an FML?
Viewerv 2
Unless you were naked, pretty sure you still have stuff in this world!