Today, the last customer of the night shift handed me their money along with a wad of their hair. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at the end of my shift with a long line of customers, the older woman I was checking out calmly said, "You should take a minute to fix your hair dear, we have all been talking about it while we waited." FML
Today, a woman came into my life and took all I had left in the world. The woman was my hair stylist. She took my hair and the last of my money. FML
Today, I work at a food joint as a chef, and a customer found a long strand of hair in her food. The manager blamed me, even though I'm bald. FML
Today, a customer came in to the Pizza store where I work and complained that the food they had purchased had a strand of black hair in it. After some deliberation, my boss decided to fire me. He is the only staff member there with black hair. I shaved my hair 2 weeks ago. FML
Today, I got a haircut, and after thanking the stylist I went up front to pay. The lady behind the counter took one look at me, smiled, and said, "Well, now you'll need a hat." FML
Today, I paid $50 for a haircut. Halfway through, I realized the hairdresser was drunk. FML
Today, as I was waiting in line at the check out, some guy came up behind me, plucked a hair out of my head, and ran off with it. FML
Today, while I was working the drive-thru window, a customer sneezed into his hand and then handed me his money. FML
Today, I went to the bank to deposit the cash I made waiting tables. While the teller was counting, I apologized for having so many small bills. She said "It's OK honey, I helped another one of your kind just the other day. You're lucky we take your dirty money." She thought I was a stripper. FML
Today, I was at work when a customer, who was going to pay for her groceries, started sorting through her money. She put some coins in her mouth, seemed to suck on them for a while, and then gave them to me. FML
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Top comments
NotGabe 28
Sniff it, hand it back, and say, "More shampoo."
JustJumped 22
The nutters do tend to come out at night
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Comments (91)
1997nikki 5
So...
pssecho 9
yaaaay :D
JustJumped 22
The nutters do tend to come out at night
notjanedoe 27
They mostly come out at night. Mostly.
CheeseTron 15
Hair is legit currency in some regions you know...
notjanedoe 27
Or maybe the customer just came from a screening of Les Misérables.
BrotherTheo 31
Aliens FTW. Well played. *tips hat*
desoto96 9
The freaks come out at night - whodini
Eluveitie 9
43, or Borat.
NotGabe 28
Sniff it, hand it back, and say, "More shampoo."
SasaCeceGogo 18
Don't forget conditioner!
HowAreYouToday 34
and some sanity.
WearingHats 14
Or perhaps sanitation.
finnrambo 13
no. sanity
Eluveitie 9
No, sanitation.
Sandman366 6
Sanity is overrated, sanitation is over-hyped. Best hair to gift is pasta. Was the hair human, or pet?
Pleonasm 36
Did they cough it up violently along with puke after they got a hug from their boyfriend?
MisterMuffinz 13
...What?
notjanedoe 27
Pleonasm is referring to the FML just before this one.
JenkJenks 6
That was a stretch
DyslexicPanda 12
Do people actually start from the bottom of the recents and read up? O.o
klutz44 28
I do.
Coop817 19
Free money don't complain
Clioo_fml 17
Free money? Where In the FML does it say that? No where..
Coop817 19
Ah my bad. as stupid as this sounds, I overlooked the word "customer"
Tempest151 11
The freaks come out at night.
kalepie 6
I feel like I've seen this comment before..
notjanedoe 27
Nothing to worry about, it's just a mild case of déjà vu.
KiddNYC1O 22
Nothing wrong with freaks...
lemonademixer 7
#64- You sure you know what you're saying...?
KiddNYC1O 22
^ Yes ;)
Ponponpon_fml 5
Jackpot.
perdix 31
You could use it to make a fancy mane for your My Little Pony action figure! An FML for an ordinary person is a jackpot for a Brony!
YUNOFML 16
You make it sound like a big hairy deal.
Artsygirl90 14
Hair can't replace coins?
TrueTriage 16
Maybe OP works at a wig shop and they accept hair donations for money. Simple currency exchange!
SoSickWithIt 14
Or maybe the customer was creepy AF?