Today, a woman and her daughter came into the store I work at. The girl placed a pair of underpants on the counter, and confessed she had stolen them earlier. Assuming she had already heard a lecture, I simply thanked her for bringing them back. Her mom yelled at me for not yelling at her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at the mall shoplifting when a girl who looked my age pointed to a shirt I had in my bag. "Stole that, huh?" she asked smiling. She looked pretty cool, so I nodded and asked if she stole the jeans she was wearing, which were from the same store. Turns out she didn't, she's the manager. FML
Today, while I was shopping, I spotted a lady who had the last of an item I wanted in her cart. She went off to the dressing room, so seeing my opportunity, I went and grabbed it from her cart, and put it in mine. I hadn't noticed her bratty-ass daughter next to the cart, who then yelled, “I saw that! Mommy! Some lady's stealing from your cart!” FML
Today, I caught a grubby, evil-smelling, foul-mouthed woman blatantly shoplifting by stuffing electronics into her coat pockets, so I detained her and called the police. Less than an hour later I was fired. She was the shop owner's mother and “had permission” to just take stuff. FML
Today, while going through my daughter’s room, I found a pair of pants with the security tag still attached. My daughter is a thief. FML
Today, I caught and kicked a shoplifter out of my store. The shoplifter was my mom. FML
Today, I slipped money into my mother's purse after she refused to let me pay for lunch. She caught me in the act and thought I was stealing money from her instead. FML
Today, I returned a shirt for my mom. When the cashier asked why, I just said my mom didn't like the way it looked. After an awkward pause, I noticed the cashier was wearing the same shirt. She was not amused. FML
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
Today, I was in a department store with my three year old daughter to buy some new jeans. I took her into the dressing room with me and as I began to take off my pants she yells, "Mommy, you can't go peepee in here!!" I am no longer welcome in that particular store. FML
Today, I found out where all my missing panties have gone, when my 12-year-old daughter was caught selling them to the boys at school. FML
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unhappybitch 8
You are not her mom, that's her job to yell at her not yours.
kismentia 10
It's not your job to parent a strange child.
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Comments (151)
ProjeKtSC2 8
But seriously.. Who the **** steals underwear?!?
Jasonf6 0
Did you tell her mom to **** off and that it's not YOUR job to yell at HER daughter?
p8ntcheck 4
Today my mom was so lazy she made a cashier punish me. FML
davidkx125253 0
Why steal underpants I'm sure if u Said to ur mom that you needed some she would off bought them for you
bizarre_ftw 22
I highly doubt they were the type of kickers granny would wear, just saying.... Her mum would've probably wanted to know why her daughter wanted a lace string.. Ergo the stealing
bizarre_ftw 22
* knickers (how I missed that I may never know)
deefan101 11
Who the hell steals underwear!?!?
deet124 11
How do you steal underpants from the kitchen?
hello_kitty_lovr 1
thats her job not yours shes crazy
twilightluvr101 4
Wow op u shouldve onterupted her and been like ” excuse me but its ur kid I dont have to do and its ur fault for raising her like that!”
Free_Candy 0
I bet if you had yelled at her, the mom would yell at you for that
capnbzarr 43
The sad thing is that that probably could have been arranged, if the mother had been smart enough to call ahead and ask a manager for some special assistance.