Today, while I was shopping, I spotted a lady who had the last of an item I wanted in her cart. She went off to the dressing room, so seeing my opportunity, I went and grabbed it from her cart, and put it in mine. I hadn't noticed her bratty-ass daughter next to the cart, who then yelled, “I saw that! Mommy! Some lady's stealing from your cart!” FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was grocery shopping when I left my cart to grab an item. I returned, and started pushing the cart again. Halfway through the store, a furious lady confronted me, demanding her cart back. I had to walk back in shame to find my own actual cart, which was now nowhere to be found. FML
Today, I was at the store when I saw that a cart in the checkout line next to me was starting to roll away and the owner hadn't noticed. I tried to help by reaching out to stop the cart from moving, but when the owner saw me with the cart, she began to hit me for trying to steal her purse. FML
Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML
Today, a woman and her daughter came into the store I work at. The girl placed a pair of underpants on the counter, and confessed she had stolen them earlier. Assuming she had already heard a lecture, I simply thanked her for bringing them back. Her mom yelled at me for not yelling at her. FML
Today, while shopping, a lady came up to me and asked if she could borrow my baby because, "Y'know, I'm in a hurry and they'll let me checkout first." FML
Today, I caught and kicked a shoplifter out of my store. The shoplifter was my mom. FML
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
Today, while at the grocery store, I saw my mother. I thought it would be funny to scare her by sneaking up and grabbing her ass. Not only was it not my mom, I left the place with a ban from ever returning to that store. FML
Today, I was shopping at Walmart, when I saw a really good deal on some bacon. Before I could take any, a huge-ass woman stormed over, kicked my cart down the aisle, and snatched every single packet for herself. And I actually got upset over this. FML
Today, while covering lunch for the self-checkout host, I noticed a customer walking away. I smiled and said, "Have a nice night!" A few minutes later, I saw that she'd left without paying on her machine. I'd smiled and waved at a lady as she stole from me. FML
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Hangryko 32
She's not the brat, you are. Shop earlier next time, or buy it online. I hope you got trespassed.
MidnaLink 35
And I hope they kicked your dumb, thieving ass outta the store with a lifetime ban. **** you.
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MidnaLink 35
And I hope they kicked your dumb, thieving ass outta the store with a lifetime ban. **** you.
Lost Reggie 22
You expected sympathy? Bwahahaha!
Hangryko 32
She's not the brat, you are. Shop earlier next time, or buy it online. I hope you got trespassed.
Ghostrui 31
lmao imagine being petty enough to be calling kids brats when stealing from another person's cart. How old are you?
Gubbon 17
Yes, and? Why are you posting that here?
orlow36 2
tell me you're a **** with out telling me you're a ****
idragosani 17
Someone is being bratty here and it's not the little girl
Taurus_ChicKa 37
So the kid is a brat because she caught you doing wrong? You sound like the spoiled brat here. Please, for the sake of the world, don't procreate.