Today, a snow storm rolled into my small town, leaving my car stuck under 3 feet of snow. I called my boss to tell her I couldn't drive to work. Her reply? "Walk." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, is the blizzard. I have to go into work, my boss threatened to fire me if I didn't show up. I sent him a picture of the snow completely covering my car. He said I moved the snow there and could move it back. FML
Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML
Today, it was snowing really badly, so my boss said that everyone who drove to work could leave. But because I got the bus in, she said that I should stay and do a full day. By the time she eventually decided it was bad enough for me to leave, the buses were cancelled. FML
Today, I got stuck in the snow in the middle of street. As I was just beginning to get myself unstuck, the snow plow came by and buried the front end of my car. FML
Today, my car got stuck in a foot of snow. I tried desperately digging around my wheels to see if it would help. I was finally able to get out 10 minutes later only to realize that I had dropped my phone in the snow while I was digging and had run over it. FML
Today, walking to work in a snowstorm since I don't own a car, a man rolled down his window and screamed, "what are you doing you f***ing freak? you stupid b**ch!", while I waited for a green light to cross. FML
Today, I spent an hour in a snowstorm waiting for my bus to show up. After I got fed up, I decided to just clean off my car and drive to work. After I was halfway finished swiping off the snow and ice stuck to my car, the bus drove right past me. FML
Today, my boss texted me to say the office was closed because of the snow. I begged him to let me go in anyway because I had nothing to do all day. I have no life, friends or hobbies. FML
Today, it's -20°C outside. Half way through my thirty minutes walk to work, my boss pulled up beside me in her car, said "You look cold. I'll see you at work." And then drove away. FML
Today, my car died after I got off work at 1am. All of my coworkers had already left and nobody could come out to jump my car. I had to walk the 3 miles home in a torrential downpour. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
mikejunior88 4
lol, i had to call in to work once because my car wouldn't start, & my boss offered to come pick me up. talk about awkward.
sweet_candy_ 17
Hope you don't get frostbite on your way there :)
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (151)
underpaid011 0
well at least you know when your boss is on the rag now.
MisterMuffinz 13
Snowstorm over here too. Cant get out my door.
randombitches1 0
bus?......... train?.........bring out the shovels and shovel out ur car?......ur boss is right get ur lazy ass 2 work lol jk
joa76 3
I assure you, we probably have very different ideas of what "small town" actually means. I've heard places with 12,000 people referred to as small towns (just the other day, in fact), but as someone from a REAL small town (less than 1000 people), that seems like a rather large town to me. Real small towns do not have buses. Real small towns do not have much of anything. It kind of sucks.
joa76 3
Uphill both ways? ETA: supposed to be reply to #126
salsa4321 0
u hav a mean boss
Pazu_fml 10
So walk. Getting to work is your responsibility, so if you want to keep your job, be an adult and figure something out. If you don't want to do that, there are hundreds of people who'll be happy to take that job off your hands.
justinfailz 0
this is what are disgusting society has turned into people that whine an complain because they have to walk even if it's a half hour walk or an hour walk you don't hear people in third world countries complaining (and some douche will probably reply "because they don't have Facebook")
mbarajas 0
dang...how mean.
kainiel 0
your reply "suck my left nut"