Today, a punk-looking college kid was making fun of my mentally handicapped son. Out of anger, I punched him in the face. I got handcuffed and thrown into a police car. The kid stood there laughing and pointing at me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, some punk got up in my face yelling at me, pushed my wife and scratched my car with a, "What you gonna do, old man?" attitude, and yet I’m the bad guy who gets arrested because I open-palm slapped him and he fell into a glass window and fucked up his face and neck, probably permanently. FML
Today, I finally had it with the redneck bully who's been tormenting me. He was repeatedly poking and pinching me and laughing out loud during class, so I slung him to the ground, pinning him. I got suspended. They only called his parents, who never do anything; my "caring" parents are looking into teen boot camp. FML
Today, some punk tried the "flaming bag of dog poop" trick on me. I caught him in the act and smashed the unlit bag across his face. Now he's "traumatized" and wants to press charges. FML
Today, some guy punched me so hard I lost a tooth. I defended myself and broke his nose, so he started screaming for his mother. He turned out to be autistic, so witnesses, including the police, said I should have been more understanding of his disability after HE HIT ME AND TOOK MY FUCKING TOOTH OUT. FML
Today, some guy tried to mug me. Shocked, I threw a punch that somehow knocked him on his ass. I'm now staring down the barrel of a lawsuit since he was apparently only 16 and "acting out" because of his shitty home life, as if I should have just handed him my wallet politely. FML
Today, I encountered a madman who threw a bottle at me and hurt me. In a fit of rage, I beat him up, and as a result I was taken to the police station, and ordered to pay compensation for everything. FML
Today, I was put in lockup for accidentally scaring the officer by lifting my hand to scratch my head. FML
Today, I had to pick my son up from school after he beat the crap out of another student. The words that made him go nuts were apparently, "You mad, bro?" FML
Today, someone punched me in the back of the head, so I swung round and broke their nose. It was some woman screaming at me for wearing headphones and ignoring her. She then pulled a hidden disability badge out her pocket so everyone thought I was beating up a disabled person. FML
Today, as I was driving to work, I witnessed a kid apparently getting jumped. Being a good citizen, I got out and started yelling at them. I ended up alongside the kid in the hospital. FML
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NitroTonicsFML 4
Karma will him someday.
xMafia 0
OMG. That punk deserved more than just a punch in the face. What a lowlife. Don't worry, he'll get his retribution.
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Comments (306)
winstoningram 0
Well done for punching that sick bastard OP
5upernova 3
Although physical force is not the answer, I do not blame you for punching him in the face. He deserved it. I hope you gave him at least a bleeding nose, or a bruise that will last for days. Don't worry. If he keeps it up, he will be taught his lesson sooner or later.
jansdo 1
I'm thinking the college kid is the mentally challenged one. Keeping your cool must be your challenge.
voiceofreason83 1
i bet it was worth it
Gmanster64 4
I would have punched him about 3 to 4 feet lower.
soonerfan2814 0
I would have did the same thing and was he black?
Lexalu16 0
Well played.
littlemeg 5
Is anyone else discouraged by the fact that a "college student" was mocking this poor kid? The whole point of college is to expand your horizons, open your mind, and see things differently. That ****** will be bagging my groceries in no time. And OP...Good for you. I don't advocate violence, but in this case, I wish you could have sent the asshole to the hospital.
PardonMyFrench 4
I would have done the same thing
BeastLeeAdams 0
the fact of the matter if he if the child is that mentally disabled he should be put down. I'm not trying to be mean, but it's the truth. it's a waste of resources. that kid is an ass though and he deserves to be beaten.