Today, a pervert was visibly playing with himself right next to me on the train. Then on the bus. Then on the other bus I changed to in order to lose him. At least somebody's interested. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to sit on the bus next to a creepy guy. He began pestering me with overly-sexual statements, and finally I told him I had a boyfriend. He responded with, "Tell me his name so I can track him down, kill him, and hopefully take his place." FML
Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML
Today, I was on a train when an old man standing next to me very obviously checked me out, caught my eye, and winked. He spent the next five minutes rubbing his penis against my leg. When I turned to tell him off, the train lurched, and the old man fell face first into my breasts. FML
Today, the C-train was packed and I was stuck with a homeless man pressed up against me. He was staring at me intently, and two minutes into the ride he got an erection, which was rubbed against me at every single bump and turn of the train. FML
Today, I took a crowded train home. I was holding on to the rail when an old man started rubbing his crotch across my hand. I moved my hand but he moved too and kept doing it. When I moved my hand higher, he started licking it. I had to wait ten minutes for the next stop. FML
Today, while sitting on the bus a stranger sat next to me, farted, put his hand under his butt to smell what it was like, and then sniffed it throughout the whole ride while glancing at me. FML
Today, I got the most action I've had in months when a stranger fondled my thigh on the subway. It was a blind man, searching for empty seats. FML
Today, I was riding the subway to work. Barely anyone was on because of how early it was. Me and this one guy in a trench coat were in the same cart. His stop came. He walked by me, flashed me, rubbed his penis on my arm, and then ran away really fast. FML
Today, I had to sit through 10 minutes of hearing a man on the tram tell his friend in explicit detail about all the filthy sex acts he'd like to do to me. His friend told him to take a photo to jack off to later. When I tried to tell the tram driver, he told me to "take it as a compliment." FML
Today, on the train, a man kept grabbing my crotch. When I told him to stop, I got yelled at for harassing an elderly man. FML
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Top comments
GrinchFu1 27
I saw a guy doing that on a bus once. I started cheering him on. "Yeah, man. Get that shit!" Then I told the the lady sitting next to me, "20 bucks says he comes before the next stop." The guy didn't like the attention he was getting and stopped. WTF is wrong with people!?I lost $20 because of that guy.
genericfmluser 17
That is definitely a moment you tell the bus operator or police officer.
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Comments (43)
blaherman 12
grab his dick and yell what the **** are you doing so everybody looks at his disgusting ass
soullyfe 33
I think grabbing his dick would bring some negative attention to herself. Plus, I'm sure that's the last place she wants her hand to be, especially considering it may be the first place he wants her hand to be...
Hildy93 21
No that's just gross
whyevenbother69 10
Dickception
alexxxx92 9
At least someone is interested in you. It's good to know you always have an option besides getting 20 cats. I am just joking of course. FYL
orsombre_fml 11
Just shout: "Look at this pervert!" To be watched by several people with disgusted expressions is not an experience he'll enjoy. Otherwise tell the bus driver.
Dexter83_fml 17
That sucks OP.
lovit345 11
Is it bad it took me a little to read this cause of the way it's written
MrBlond 3
at least you have a dad who makes sure you get to school safe
SilentRambler 3
I think you can call 911 in that situation.
clicker2 10
Next time (though hopefully there isn't one) look at his dick. Then say as flatly and apathetically as you can while looking him dead in the eye, "mine was bigger."