Today, a pervert was visibly playing with himself right next to me on the train. Then on the bus. Then on the other bus I changed to in order to lose him. At least somebody's interested. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to sit on the bus next to a creepy guy. He began pestering me with overly-sexual statements, and finally I told him I had a boyfriend. He responded with, "Tell me his name so I can track him down, kill him, and hopefully take his place." FML
Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML
Today, I was on a train when an old man standing next to me very obviously checked me out, caught my eye, and winked. He spent the next five minutes rubbing his penis against my leg. When I turned to tell him off, the train lurched, and the old man fell face first into my breasts. FML
Today, the C-train was packed and I was stuck with a homeless man pressed up against me. He was staring at me intently, and two minutes into the ride he got an erection, which was rubbed against me at every single bump and turn of the train. FML
Today, I took a crowded train home. I was holding on to the rail when an old man started rubbing his crotch across my hand. I moved my hand but he moved too and kept doing it. When I moved my hand higher, he started licking it. I had to wait ten minutes for the next stop. FML
Today, while sitting on the bus a stranger sat next to me, farted, put his hand under his butt to smell what it was like, and then sniffed it throughout the whole ride while glancing at me. FML
Today, I got the most action I've had in months when a stranger fondled my thigh on the subway. It was a blind man, searching for empty seats. FML
Today, I was riding the subway to work. Barely anyone was on because of how early it was. Me and this one guy in a trench coat were in the same cart. His stop came. He walked by me, flashed me, rubbed his penis on my arm, and then ran away really fast. FML
Today, I had to sit through 10 minutes of hearing a man on the tram tell his friend in explicit detail about all the filthy sex acts he'd like to do to me. His friend told him to take a photo to jack off to later. When I tried to tell the tram driver, he told me to "take it as a compliment." FML
Today, on the train, a man kept grabbing my crotch. When I told him to stop, I got yelled at for harassing an elderly man. FML
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GrinchFu1 27
I saw a guy doing that on a bus once. I started cheering him on. "Yeah, man. Get that shit!" Then I told the the lady sitting next to me, "20 bucks says he comes before the next stop." The guy didn't like the attention he was getting and stopped. WTF is wrong with people!?I lost $20 because of that guy.
genericfmluser 17
That is definitely a moment you tell the bus operator or police officer.
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Comments (43)
alex_gen 39
Was he playing with himself while next to you on the car ride/walk home?
MrsPegg 45
I would've punched him. Perve. They say public transportation has its share of weirdos, but this one took the cake
stellarwing 7
Perverts like that rely on the fact that most people on public transportation will remain silent and keep to themselves even if they see something like that. The best advice I've heard on how to deal with the situation is to very loudly and clearly ask him to stop. "Excuse me sir, could you please stop [whatever he's doing], it's making me very uncomfortable." Bring as much attention to him as possible. Most people will stop what they're doing if everyone around them is against them.
fierofan 11
Either your rides were fairly short, or props to him for stamina
dirty_dan_ 15
That is extremely creepy
N0RealName 4
Haven't we learnt anything from anime? You're supposed to scream "hentai!" and punch him through the bus window of course.
Rskittles10 16
In a porno you would end up sucking him off in an ally.
Riceball__o3o 15
See if he follows you into the police station.
ourtneyc 14
what did you do?
captainsmegma 12
Take the offensive. Nut punch the prick.
Lalala579121 28
Kick maybe. He would probably enjoy a female's hand being down there too much.