Today, a male co-worker asked me in what shape I shave my pubic hair. Jokingly, I replied that I have a very nicely trimmed dodecahedron. Now he's telling everyone at work that I have a venereal disease. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML
Today, a co-worker asked me if I had a comb he could borrow. I'm bald. FML
Today, my coworker asked to borrow my nail clippers so he could take care of a hangnail. He went to the bathroom, which I thought was polite, but when he got back to his desk and returned my clippers, there were little curly hairs stuck inside. He's bald. FML
Today, I finally told my boyfriend I have a medical condition that makes me grow an unusual amount of hair on my face, so I shave every day. He said he was leaving me because he refuses to be with a "bearded lady". FML
Today, on my break, I decided to be friendly and chat with a co-worker that everyone else always seems to avoid. He spent the next ten minutes telling me all about his abcessing sebaceous cysts. Apparently, "The scars look just like gunshot wounds." FML
Today, I confided to my boyfriend that I have a condition that causes me to grow thick toe hair. He now won't stop calling me "the sexy Hobbit." FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML
Today, I came into work with a new hair cut and so far everyone has asked me If I lost a bet. FML
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Today, my coworker, who has a tendency to overshare, decided to tell me she has chlamydia. I threw my hands in the air and said, "Stop. I don't wanna know." A customer heard this exchange and we were both written up. FML
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Top comments
SkoomaKi 28
Anyone brave enough to attempt to shave a dodecahedron in their pubic hair? You could become a pubic legend OP!
ILoveFluttershy 3
Sarcasm is no match for stupidity
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Comments (186)
lovepandorasaver 11
Lol, the ad that popped up when I clicked on this was laser hair removal.
Jewbenita 0
i wouldve used a smaller word to ensure that it wasnt misinterpetted. (examples: triangle, square, circle...)
outoftown 27
100, I was thinking of something clearly outrageous like "Mount Rushmore" or "Buckingham Palace," but those would have created another set of problems.
FuzzyJack 15
I'm really wondering why he would ask that in the first place. I can't think of a possible situation where it is appropiate to ask a co-worker about their pubic hair.
DRMIKA 4
Sounds like a hairy situation
mitchymitch97 0
What a dick!
Shadowvoid 33
Well mine is shaved like a heart.
inoculateyou 4
Pics or gtfo!!!1!¡ On a more serious note though, heart-shaped boxes are DEAD sexy... Lol see what I did there? Nirvana song title, and Kurt is unfortunately lulz
inoculateyou 4
All jokes aside, heart-shaped boxes are tied for first place, as far as female landscaping goes, with shaved:)
Needafarm 22
Really? Your office must be very close for people to be so easy going as to ask what shape you shave your pubic region into. But as was mentioned, you should have used a smaller word. Dumb it down for a person that is going to ask a rude and stupid question.
StayClassyLassy 6
Clearly your co-worker didn't take geometry.
grannygruber 6
People are calling it sexual harassment, and it would be, had you not chosen to answer! YDI
kitsune3 20
I'm choosing both FYL and YDI. Why? Because while it was wrong of him to ask something so personal, you were the one stupid enough to answer, and with a word he couldn't understand at that. If you really had to give an answer, you should have used a shape most people are familiar with. Or better yet, tell him you're not going to answer that kind of question.