Today, a male co-worker asked me in what shape I shave my pubic hair. Jokingly, I replied that I have a very nicely trimmed dodecahedron. Now he's telling everyone at work that I have a venereal disease. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML
Today, a co-worker asked me if I had a comb he could borrow. I'm bald. FML
Today, my coworker asked to borrow my nail clippers so he could take care of a hangnail. He went to the bathroom, which I thought was polite, but when he got back to his desk and returned my clippers, there were little curly hairs stuck inside. He's bald. FML
Today, I finally told my boyfriend I have a medical condition that makes me grow an unusual amount of hair on my face, so I shave every day. He said he was leaving me because he refuses to be with a "bearded lady". FML
Today, on my break, I decided to be friendly and chat with a co-worker that everyone else always seems to avoid. He spent the next ten minutes telling me all about his abcessing sebaceous cysts. Apparently, "The scars look just like gunshot wounds." FML
Today, I confided to my boyfriend that I have a condition that causes me to grow thick toe hair. He now won't stop calling me "the sexy Hobbit." FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML
Today, I came into work with a new hair cut and so far everyone has asked me If I lost a bet. FML
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Today, my coworker, who has a tendency to overshare, decided to tell me she has chlamydia. I threw my hands in the air and said, "Stop. I don't wanna know." A customer heard this exchange and we were both written up. FML
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Top comments
SkoomaKi 28
Anyone brave enough to attempt to shave a dodecahedron in their pubic hair? You could become a pubic legend OP!
ILoveFluttershy 3
Sarcasm is no match for stupidity
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Comments (186)
perdix 31
Where are the Geometry Nazis when you need them. A dodecahedron is a 3D solid with 12 faces and would stick out of her pants like a spheroidal penis or a lone, shriveled ********. Clearly, she meant a dodecagon, a 12-sided planar polygon, even though her pubic region is not a Cartesian plane -- it's more *lowers sunglasses* Eu-clit-ean.
gmc_blossom 21
Maybe she had enough hair to make a 3D shape. 0_0
Senseless_487 29
That would be...very 70's of her.
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
I really hope you aren't an engineer or mathematician. Then it wouldn't be okay not to know what a dodecahedron is. Even if you did have some kind of disease, it's not okay for him to go around telling it. Your ****** is none of his business anyway.
beclaurela 18
You work with idiots.
X_Codes 11
Geometry, not even once.
mercsl65 7
on a lighter note you won't be bothered by any more coworkers
VooDooCarrie91 19
It's amusing that he turned the idea of a geometric shape into an STD... Sue for slander.
howrudoin 11
Soon they'll have a service when women get waxed where they do these "designs" for you like what they do at ghe barber for guys when they request for designs on their head.
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
I'm getting my favorite geometrical shape! The Bermuda Triangle!
howrudoin 11
that's not a bad choice. they will also have a fine menu selection as well as illustrations.
bjf10 22
WTF, both the question and the harassment are totally not appropriate for work.
pussygirl_fml 0
You should tell him the only way I could forgive you is if you shave it
mikeymayhem_87 15
You should have said square or bald....
inoculateyou 4
You know, for some strange reason, I truly cannot stand out when one refers to a girl's bush as "bald"... I dunno why exactly, but "shaved".just does it for me 110%. It might be because "shaved" implies it was an actual choice, but "bald" either means that it was an involuntary decision over which she has no control, or, (******* gross this is) she's too young to grow one if she wanted lulz
ChattyKathy0502 2
Just a note some people are bald not from losing hair or not being old enough to have hair but from indeed... Shaving it.
ChattyKathy0502 2
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