Today, a male co-worker asked me in what shape I shave my pubic hair. Jokingly, I replied that I have a very nicely trimmed dodecahedron. Now he's telling everyone at work that I have a venereal disease. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML
Today, a co-worker asked me if I had a comb he could borrow. I'm bald. FML
Today, my coworker asked to borrow my nail clippers so he could take care of a hangnail. He went to the bathroom, which I thought was polite, but when he got back to his desk and returned my clippers, there were little curly hairs stuck inside. He's bald. FML
Today, I finally told my boyfriend I have a medical condition that makes me grow an unusual amount of hair on my face, so I shave every day. He said he was leaving me because he refuses to be with a "bearded lady". FML
Today, on my break, I decided to be friendly and chat with a co-worker that everyone else always seems to avoid. He spent the next ten minutes telling me all about his abcessing sebaceous cysts. Apparently, "The scars look just like gunshot wounds." FML
Today, I confided to my boyfriend that I have a condition that causes me to grow thick toe hair. He now won't stop calling me "the sexy Hobbit." FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML
Today, I came into work with a new hair cut and so far everyone has asked me If I lost a bet. FML
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Today, my coworker, who has a tendency to overshare, decided to tell me she has chlamydia. I threw my hands in the air and said, "Stop. I don't wanna know." A customer heard this exchange and we were both written up. FML
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SkoomaKi 28
Anyone brave enough to attempt to shave a dodecahedron in their pubic hair? You could become a pubic legend OP!
ILoveFluttershy 3
Sarcasm is no match for stupidity
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Comments (186)
kitsune3 20
It's not that he misheard OP. He simply didn't recognize the word and assumed it was some sort of STD or similar.
ChattyKathy0502 2
I can't figure out why everyone is making a big deal about it. Obviously the question didn't offend her or she wouldn't have answered. And since she did answer (even with a smartass comment) they wouldn't do anything about it. The big deal was that he was a jackass and thought it was an STD. that's the whole point so get off the sexual harassment for real...
JackFaire 27
Actually your coworker just made himself sound like an epic moron. You get him to tell everyone specifically which STD you have and when he says Dodecahedron people will realize he is an epic moron.
cadillacgal79 32
Now, I would be just slapped him and walked away.