Today, I saw that the man who got me pregnant, and swore that if I kept it he'd run away to Asia, and his new girlfriend announced their pregnancy on social media. They both seem to be very happy. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend after 10 months of being away. She was pregnant. She actually had the brass balls to tell me I needed to "Man up and be this child's father." Get the fuck out, you cheating whore. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she's pregnant and I did not take it well. She had planned to record my happy reaction for Facebook; instead she got video of me bursting into tears, and trying to talk her into an emergency abortion. She sent it to my parents to punish me. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant and sent a picture of the positive test to my boyfriend. Before I got a text back from him, I saw his newly updated Facebook status, which read, "This has got to be the most depressing day of my life." FML
Today, my ex messaged me, saying he got his new girlfriend pregnant and that he thinks I have something to do with it. He thinks I put it in her head that they should have a kid together, when he says he didn't want any in the first place. FML
Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out I’m pregnant with the man I’ve been in love with for almost a year. When I told him, he got down on one knee, cuddled my abdomen and said, "Get out." FML
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Top comments
Chazzster 32
CHILD SUPPORT. Get it.
Jon Tessler 14
be the better person, and congratulate him. then block all his social media, so you can't see what's up in his life. keep looking forward and not backwards.
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Comments (6)
thatslifeiguess7 16
What? I'm confused. Was he your boyfriend or a one-night stand
iicccyyy 15
Sue him
Jon Tessler 14
be the better person, and congratulate him. then block all his social media, so you can't see what's up in his life. keep looking forward and not backwards.
Hailstorm92 12
Should let the other girl know. If your kid laters finds out an you knew the whole time could be a issue you’d rather avoid
Chazzster 32
CHILD SUPPORT. Get it.
DanielleinDC 34
Hmmm, you could be a bitch and say that you thought he'd "run away to Asia" if you continued your pregnancy.