Today, a kid came trick or treating to my house. When I told him Halloween was nearly two weeks ago, his reaction was to savagely kick me in the shin and run off screaming obscenities. This is the same kid who broke down in tears when I gave him candy on the real Halloween. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a kid came Trick-or-Treating at my house. When I told her it was still one more day until Halloween, and that I didn't have any candy, she wound-up her fist, punched me in the groin, and ran off laughing. FML
Today, in the spirit of Halloween and to get back at a child who repeatedly pressed the doorbell until I showed up, I quickly opened the door and yelled "Boo!" The child ended up being carried away crying with wet pants by a mother threatening to sue. FML
Today, my son won’t stop crying, all because I told him he couldn’t go trick-or-treating in April. FML
Today, it's Halloween. I get bullied every day and this was no exception, but this time I got beat up so hard I bled. Everyone thought it was part of my costume. FML
Today, my son asked for candy at a supermarket checkout. I said no. He laid on the floor and began screaming as if I'd killed his pet rabbit. Other parents nodded at me in silent sympathy, while strangers judged me with their glares. I bought the candy. He still screamed. FML
Today, a guy rang my doorbell, yelled "Happy Halloween" and then threw a bunch of leaves that he'd lit on fire at me. FML
Today, it's my first Halloween in America since moving from Russia. While handing candy to children, my roommate told me to compliment a little girl by saying "You have a face only a parent could love". I found out it isn't a compliment when I was punched by her Dad. FML
Today, while up in my room getting ready to go out, I thought I heard some trick or treaters knocking on the door. I ignored them because I didn't have any candy. The knocking got louder and longer. I walked downstairs, and noticed that the living room ceiling was falling down onto the floor. FML
Today, I had to tell all the trick-or-treaters that I'd run out of candy. I'd actually bought about $50 worth of candy, but managed to eat all of it by myself, sitting alone in my apartment, exactly like last year. FML
Today, I saw the pumpkin I had put out for Halloween was starting to get mushy. I went to put it in a trash bag when it slipped out of my hands and burst over my knee. My dog heard the noise, ran into the kitchen and attacked me out of panic. FML
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choshaki 8
This kid probably has some issues
hunterhound 0
It wasnt today ????!!??? WTF
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Comments (119)
leadman1989 16
Huh... he's got something there, instead of "TRICK" or treat it could be treat or "BEAT".
EvilCupcake8361 9
sounds like Pedo bear on Halloween
afulks78 11
Kids got issues ...
MrSassypants 34
I am really wondering what this kid was dressed up as. If it was ninja turtles it explains a lot.
dansco 25
Look like he is special ...
purebliss7 6
is he mental? and where are the parents?
conniejoy529 10
wow, i think some people are just way too nice. If someone's kid ever came to my house and kicked me, we would have a serious problem. Not saying that i would do anything to hurt the kid but i would definitely be seeing his parents real soon.
jessimica642 8
Haha I went trick or treating in the middle of summer with a friend. the guy who answered the door was a cross dresser he said "at least one of us is dressed up" and gave us 2 bags of chips. :D
CassieMarieee 7
Happy Halloween? :)
MrIncredibleSME 3
So the kid's got a flair for the eccentric, give him a break. And some candy... he probably has it hard enough as it is.
VixSparda 5
awww he wanted a redo since he cryed