Today, my coworker friend told me she was going to the restroom. Soon after, I did the same. Once in the stall, I could smell a stench emanating from the next one. I yelled, "Ew, you stinky bitch" and sprayed air freshener under the partition. As I left the stall, my friend walked into the restroom. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I really had to go to the bathroom. Due to my fear of public restrooms, I made sure it was clear before I started. I heard someone sigh halfway through. Embarrassed, I waited a full ten minutes before leaving the stall, only to see that it was only the automatic air freshener. FML
Today, three of the four stalls were occupied in the restroom. I took the fourth stall. Upon sitting, I let out one of the longest, loudest farts I have done in a long time. Next, I heard, "Hey, how's it going?" I was CORRECTLY identified by a co-worker hearing me fart. FML
Today, my co-worker handed me a note. The note said, "If you can, please take a shower once in a while." The smell was coming from the broken bathroom next to my office. FML
Today, I farted in my office, assuming nobody would come in until the smoke cleared. The new girl then came in to introduce herself. She had her hands on her nose the whole time, while we both awkwardly tried to ignore the stank elephant in the room. FML
Today, I took a massive dump at work and clogged the industrial toilet. Since I used the unisex one at the end of the hall, I watched my super hot coworker walk in after me. And then she ran out immediately. Everyone had seen me walk out before her. FML
Today, I was alone at the office. Having held it in all day, I let out the longest, worst-smelling fart of my life. The owner of the company, investigating the odd noise, opened my office door. When the stench hit him, he walked backwards all the way to his office, staring at me, in silence. FML
Today, while in the restroom washing my hands, a girl decided to let one rip while in the stall. When she came out she gave me a dirty look of disgust and said, "At least wait until I leave." She and I were the only ones in the restroom. FML
Today, after working alone in a room all day, I let a fart sneak out. Just then, my drop dead gorgeous boss and two new girls walked in. I could literally see them hit the stench and cringe. FML
Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML
Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML
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Top comments
JojoChuo 8
Oh no! Hope they don't know you/recognize your voice.
tsim_fml 0
why would you call her a stinky bitch, i mean come on.
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Comments (140)
JojoChuo 8
Oh no! Hope they don't know you/recognize your voice.
TheRealBruce 12
Hey that's my line
numbers878 8
This may be a stupid question but who carries a air freshener?
ATSViper 15
haha.....oh no!
Jonkbaby 23
op lmao
marscm55 11
Some work places have air fresheners in their washrooms
DynamicDave 11
This thread made my day lmao.
MissMae93 23
34 - I have a strong feeling you don't know what "op" means..
Jovecove 13
Hahaha op better hope that wasn't her boss
FreakoHolm 6
Why does OP have an air freshener? Does she fart a lot?
Tommananaze6T9 4
Op i dont feel it neccesary to call them a stinky bitch... Now im starting to think your the real bitch here.......just not a stinky one.
Reign_fml 3
Op are you a woo girl?
weirdo2013 0
91- so what if you don't feel it was necessary. It was *obviously a joke. Sensitive ass Sally.
slipperyPengu 0
actually #80 I'm pretty sure they do, they were more then likely answering the previously asked question of "who carries a airfreshener"
Tommananaze6T9 4
99- i was obviously being sarcastic and kidding like u say op was dumbass
MothaaTruckaa13 2
So true.
redhedsaysrawr 18
i for one, am not exactly sure what it stands for... but im gathering at least that it is referring to the poster? so that being said.... what does it mean? :)
twaumat 28
I hope they do recognize the voice.
valleyshooter 8
I bet you felt like bitch!!! That's super funny though.
TheRealBruce 12
*felt like A bitch Sorry not a grammar nazi just pointing it out before they attack
MizzErikaHart 8
It's funnier without the "a" cuz you can make a Russian accent. " i bet you felt like bitch"
Alecksander 4
31, That actually is really funny when you say it with a Russian accent, lmao.
ComTlancy 12
This story was full of toilet humour.
ohSNAPyall 27
And OP is a potty mouth.
ZzkekekezZ 0
Well that's a shitty situation
badluckattack238 0
Hilarious! Who's the stinky bitch now? :)
builditbetter09 3
Still the lady in the stall...
ohSNAPyall 27
Are you sure? OP carries a bottle of air freshener with her. Maybe she makes a habit of stinkin up the joint.
builditbetter09 3
Ahh true u got me there lol
suxs4ulol 22
her boss is the stinly bitch.
npnptracking 7
I think you mean *stinky*
FUGYU 2
4, Now, you are the stinky bitch :))
WCARlover 35
Hopefully the person couldn't recognize your shoes or voice...fat chance of that at work though
WCARlover 35
Whoops I didn't realize that 1 said like the same thing...
tsim_fml 0
why would you call her a stinky bitch, i mean come on.
DjeePee 25
So thought that the woman next to her was her friend/co-worker, therefore, she said 'stinky bitch' as an appropriate friendly joke. Only it wasn't her friend/co-worker, but someone else, which makes it an inappropriate rude remark and an FML.
reaganomics 6
#45 you are correct, I also see no problem with joking around with a friend, I guess people have some really stiff friends these days.....
downtime 13
78 We are all so impressed.
DangDatSux 0
Maybe she's a bitch that's stinky that's a shot in the dark btw
ilovefall10 21
Well what do you expect a bathroom to smell like? Flowers? YDI for being too quick to judge and also very rude.
mirag 0
Not to mention totally immature
Nolnah 14
This story would of been 10x better if the person she sprayed was her boss.. hahah
Sniper3000 0
That would be freakin hilarious!
IndigoAcrylic 9
Ugh. Public washrooms are disgusting places. Avoid them.
ZXDriver 0
Well, sometimes it's either use one or shit your pants. When you're ready to have a turbo turd you can't be picky.
Jf770 10
I agree, ******** your pants is far more fun. O.o
lilblondiexo 6
This one was slightly confusing. Should have been worded better.
alexm501 0
Agreed
MizzErikaHart 8
Wow! An actual camera taking the pic and not a cell phone!
tommyfox 19
10- Am I the only one that noticed that a blonde named "lilblondie" is making one of the few intelligent comments? Ironic.