Today, my mother went through my bag and found what she thought was rolling papers. I was yelled at and called a stupid pothead with no future. They were facial blotting papers. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home to my parents holding my marijuana. They told me that I had the stupidest hiding place ever, and that I was, "not only a pothead, but a dumbfuck pothead." FML
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
Today, my mom accused me of smoking weed. Truth is, I'd just ripped the quietest and weirdest smelling fart of my life. She wouldn't believe me, accused me of making stupid excuses up, and grounded me. FML
Today, I found my mom throwing my very expensive and important medication down the toilet. She thought I was doing drugs. FML
Today, my mom called me a druggie after she found out I smoked weed once. She's now threatening to sell my car, tell my boss, and ban me from seeing my fiancée. I'm 24. FML
Today, my mom and step-dad tore my room apart looking for the stash of drugs they thought I had. I've never touched drugs in my life, and I guess they believe me now. Didn't stop them from making me clean up the mess they made, though. FML
Today, I came home to find my room completely torn apart. My mom and dad start yelling at me asking me why I am doing drugs because she found a tiny baggie on the floor. It was the little bag that spare buttons come in when you buy a dress shirt. FML
Today, I came from a 12-hour shift to find my clothes and stuff outside, and the locks changed. I called my mom to let me in and she told me, “Hell the fuck no, I’m not having a drug addicted junkie up in my house! You’re no longer my daughter!” and hung up. Apparently, she found my stash of weed. FML
Today, my mother has taken her drug paranoia to a new level. She threw away an open but nearly full bag of dried mint because she's sure I emptied and refilled the bag with marijuana to hide it from her. She then tried to ground me in my own house in front of my wife and daughter. FML
Today, my parents felt the need to lecture me about how people who "smoke the reefer" are a "waste of life" and will never amount to anything. I was baked during the entire conversation, and actually ended up breaking down in tears, because I realized they were totally right. FML
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MikaykayUnicorn 36
FYI for your crazy mother AND your oily skin OP.
ComoEsJuan 24
Hash oil, face oil, it's all the same.
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MikaykayUnicorn 36
FYI for your crazy mother AND your oily skin OP.
Feklfekl2222 32
Extra crazy for assuming pot not cigarettes, why would her first thought be pot?
MikaykayUnicorn 36
#10, probably because most people don't roll their own cigarettes. Even though a lot of people do, it's just not very common. At least, it's not common where I am. But depending on the OP's age, cigarettes would be just as bad as pot.
Feklfekl2222 32
Must be a location thing, most people I know roll their own. But regardless of age at least cigarettes are legal.
MikaykayUnicorn 36
They aren't legal if you're a minor.
Dolanium 13
They are legal as a minor, you just can't purchase them yourself.
NthDakotaBeaches 12
Nope definitely illegal
TrippingOnAcid 29
I'm thinking it would be more to do with the size of the papers Generally cigarette papers are smaller than the ones people use for weed
Feklfekl2222 32
I don't know how it works in Canada, but in some places smoking is fine you just can't buy them. But I'm fairly sure cannabis is going to be more illegal than underage smoking
srhearrell 21
I hate when parents make assumptions without having all the facts. Good luck, OP. I hope she doesn't give you too hard a time.
chillaxed 14
hey man pots bad MUSCLES dont grow as big
Elban 20
Maybe you aren't doing it right then. Smoke everyday before and after while working out and still gained 5lbs of lean muscle a month easy without juicing
Elban 20
Disregard above. Gotta figure how to delete when a troll backs out of a comment
Tejanoswhy 19
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
You should stick it in her room then tell her the same thing
XxDanno316xX 27
Commenter, no.
gogo44444 28
Then her mom will ground her for snooping in her stuff
Lemonhead1510 17
Just carefully explain to her what it is and that you need it, I'm sure she'll understand ???
askullnamedbilly 33
Trust me, OP's just going to get shit for 'talking back' or 'making her look bad'. There's really no winning with parents like those.
ComoEsJuan 24
Hash oil, face oil, it's all the same.
simsgirlgem 25
were they not in a packaging cause i use blotting paper too and the packaging says as much
quesocoatl 14
some cheaper brands don't label the cardboard packaging. I've purchased multi packs that only labeled the outer packaging too. It could have looked suspicious enough for the mom to be confused.
Tacogamer20 14
So instead of asking why you had them, she jumped to conclusions and yelled at you off of the assumptions. You seem to have a lovely family, hope for the best when you do distance yourself from them.
Soniarita 18
Hope she apologizes once she realizes her mistake
False_Stupidity 42
She doesn't seem like the apologising sort. More like the ground OP for a month for making her feel stupid sort.
O0hdear 21
you need to educate your mother. wouldn't it say what they are on the package?
stoyan 18
So, how's the pot with this kind of paper?