Today, a homeless guy told me I looked like shit and to have some self-respect. Right. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I woke up to a homeless man relentlessly shitting on my porch. FML
Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML
Today, at work, a homeless woman called me trash, threw her coffee at me, and told me to get a job. I do have a job. It's homeless outreach. FML
Today, while walking down the street, a homeless man walked up to me. He opened his mouth to say something and I immediately said that I didn't have any spare change because I was late for work. He then said "I was gonna ask you for the time, dickwad". Apparently he wasn't homeless. FML
Today, trying to do a good deed, I gave a homeless guy a $10 bill. As I walked away, he yelled after me, "You fucking bitch!" FML
Today, I went to see a psychiatrist for my depression and low self esteem. While in the waiting room, I overheard a guy telling his friend how ugly I am. FML
Today, I passed a homeless person asking for change. When I politely apologized and told him that I had none, he yelled angrily, "Who comes to this city without money?" I replied, "Apparently, you do." Wrong answer. He followed me, now screaming. FML
Today, I ended up talking to a homeless man and bought him a meal. In return, he hugged me and groped my ass. FML
Today, while walking past a homeless man, I heard him comment on the woman in front of me saying, "I should come to this side of town more often, there's some hotties here." Then he saw me and said, "Wait, no, I think I'll stay on the other side of town." FML
Today, I realized that I'm a terrible human being. For the first time in my life, I gave some change to a homeless guy, but only so he'd get out of my face long enough for me to watch two other bums beating the crap out of each other over a sandwich. FML
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RenoTheRhino 30
Was he a homeless man wearing a suit and with combed hair?
_kyleG_ 34
Classic case of the pot calling the kettle black. Or if you like psychology- he's using projection as a defense mechanism.
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Comments (53)
seriouslygrowup 11
Even if he is crazy. I found homeless people that appear brazen to usually tell you the truth to your face instead of being polite about it like others will be. Doubt he is trolling, so maybe take it up as a challenge to improve yourself? That's the only way you'd ever find out because I found 99% of the people to be nice. Kids don't have that filter (yet) either.
sprints54 19
We all have bad days
Rababco 29
Maybe he doesn't want OP to become like him? He doesn't want anyone to become homeless or lack self-respect like he does.