Today, a homeless guy told me I looked like shit and to have some self-respect. Right. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to a homeless man relentlessly shitting on my porch. FML
Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML
Today, at work, a homeless woman called me trash, threw her coffee at me, and told me to get a job. I do have a job. It's homeless outreach. FML
Today, while walking down the street, a homeless man walked up to me. He opened his mouth to say something and I immediately said that I didn't have any spare change because I was late for work. He then said "I was gonna ask you for the time, dickwad". Apparently he wasn't homeless. FML
Today, trying to do a good deed, I gave a homeless guy a $10 bill. As I walked away, he yelled after me, "You fucking bitch!" FML
Today, I went to see a psychiatrist for my depression and low self esteem. While in the waiting room, I overheard a guy telling his friend how ugly I am. FML
Today, I passed a homeless person asking for change. When I politely apologized and told him that I had none, he yelled angrily, "Who comes to this city without money?" I replied, "Apparently, you do." Wrong answer. He followed me, now screaming. FML
Today, I ended up talking to a homeless man and bought him a meal. In return, he hugged me and groped my ass. FML
Today, while walking past a homeless man, I heard him comment on the woman in front of me saying, "I should come to this side of town more often, there's some hotties here." Then he saw me and said, "Wait, no, I think I'll stay on the other side of town." FML
Today, I realized that I'm a terrible human being. For the first time in my life, I gave some change to a homeless guy, but only so he'd get out of my face long enough for me to watch two other bums beating the crap out of each other over a sandwich. FML
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Top comments
RenoTheRhino 30
Was he a homeless man wearing a suit and with combed hair?
_kyleG_ 34
Classic case of the pot calling the kettle black. Or if you like psychology- he's using projection as a defense mechanism.
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Comments (53)
wolfy314 5
If a homeless guy said it.. I mean come on what's he got to lose.. Maybe he was right op
coraline123c 23
I'm sure he knows what he's talking about
kaed 16
Oh, the irony.
ShadowGenius 12
Take a shower and homeless people won't say that haha
vikky538 29
OP...what did you do?
Witchylady 18
He was really talking about himself.
ooooohboy 15
It's alright, an old guy told me if I cut off my hair I'd look like "that twerking girl".
thejonac 21
don't take it too srsly OP. really.
thejonac 21
he's really the only one around here who needs self-respect?
laughingtoohard 14
The thing is you have the option to not look like shit because you have money. This man does not have any money.